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structuremonkey t1_iuj01o9 wrote

Tax codes? Have you ventured into zoning ordinances?

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thekillercook t1_iuj3z5v wrote

Look you really haven’t lived until you looked at regional differences in local food service health codes.

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thekillercook t1_iuj5dtc wrote

Replying to eat_with_your_fist (#396,480)

The hand washing coded in each state is so engrossing, did you know in one county of New York you must wash for 45 seconds, another 15, man I am not eating in that county, although I heard they are famous for this one beef dish that is served on a Salted seeded bun. The funny thing is neither the seeds or the salt is from that area however……

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Murderyoga t1_iuj5fm5 wrote

Did you mention the situation with Updog?

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BurkeWood t1_iuj5n6d wrote

When I see that actor all I can think is “Gum’s gotten mintier lately”…

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apackagefromted t1_iuj7t10 wrote

Would happen to know why pencils are yellow? I have time.

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Kudos, love the costume.

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oudeicrat t1_iujbriy wrote

that looks like younger stephan kinsella

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wildfire2501 t1_iujbz4d wrote

Honestly I find the taxes related to healthcare to be horrific. Especially those relating to dentist #10's eight paid vacations a year....

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madtown88 t1_iujcir6 wrote

Do you need a lozenge, or...?

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eat_with_your_fist OP t1_iujcqz4 wrote

Replying to wildfire2501 (#398,856)

The US is clearly the heart of capitalism. If only the rest of the world would catch up to our modern private healthcare system and keep minimum wage below $10/hour then the rich would finally be able to activate their trickle-down economic plans.

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DashCat9 t1_iujfst9 wrote

It's probably because you have so much updog.

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dstrelioff t1_iujgdl1 wrote

Sure could go for some updog right now

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rasputin415 t1_iujkuqf wrote

Brilliant, Colin Robinson. Brilliant.

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DeepsCL9 t1_iujoomi wrote

How is Evie Russell doing these days?

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jbarinsd t1_iujqg7r wrote

I’m strangely suddenly exhausted from looking at this picture.

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WelshBathBoy t1_iujs14o wrote

Urgh, this picture is so tiring to look at, wtf dude?

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fallen_preacher t1_iujs2dc wrote

Looked at this picture for 5 seconds, I woke up 10 hours later!

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BurnerForJustTwice t1_iujtq3x wrote

I thought this is the guy worked in IT and stole opioids from a pharmaceutical company then went to sell it to a cartel in his brand new yellow hummer with flame decals.

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eat_with_your_fist OP t1_iujv1vb wrote

Replying to peachpinkjedi (#406,120)

Well, a lot of kings and their families suffered from hemophilia. It was a pretty unfortunate blood disease which kept the blood from clotting so even minor cuts and scrapes could prove to be deadly due to increased blood loss and exposure to infection. The problem was that the royal families several hundreds of years ago were really into keeping their bloodline and familial ties as pure as possible. This naturally led to inbreeding as daughters were married off back and forth between kingdoms and family trees. This had the unfortunate effect of keeping the genes supporting hemophilia alive in the bloodline among other birth defects. I'm going to grab some coffee but when I get back I'll tell you more about the political system at the time and why all this was necessary from a cultural, social, and religious point of view as well.

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VirusRelative t1_iujya9t wrote

Great work, my will to resist is already being drained.

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moatsmd t1_iujybub wrote

What a boring costume. Great job

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Spyes23 t1_iujysdi wrote

I'm dozing off just looking at you. Good job!

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LokiNinja t1_iuk1gzo wrote

Does it smell like updog in here to you?

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GroinShotz t1_iuk1jnt wrote

Have you thought of buying a bright yellow hummer with your stolen pharmaceuticals that you're selling?

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humdawg t1_iuk3e7c wrote

He's one of my favorite characters in that show

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Slick_36 t1_iuk4i4h wrote

You need to Photoshop some rotting flesh in the reflection, then take a normal picture without the mirror. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out his reflection in the Atlantic City hotel room shortly before his 100th birthday.

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Noxx-- t1_iuk5ihh wrote

u look like the guy who sold the pills in better call saul

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DreaminDemon177 t1_iuk5iun wrote

You should bring along a pencil sharpener and stand in groups of people sharping your pencils.

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eat_with_your_fist OP t1_iuk67i3 wrote

Replying to DreaminDemon177 (#411,698)

I can't do that too often or Jen from HR will get suspicious. Lately I've been stopping by the mailroom to collect the local ads. I fill my drawer with them and spend a few hours shredding them first thing Monday morning.

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Exay t1_iuk80dy wrote

Nailed it

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Al2718x t1_iuk8eoj wrote

I first learned about this actor when he pranked a bunch of local news networks by telling them he is a yo-yo master who teaches kids about helping the environment. Highly recommended:

https://youtu.be/dj9VF7LyffU

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XFataMorganaX t1_iuk8su4 wrote

Aww hell. That's the most terrifying vampire of all.

God I love him.

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reallywhoelse t1_iukavma wrote

Do you own a yellow Hummer and collect baseball cards?

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