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tzoid1s t1_iy2itin wrote

Whosoever sticketh thine finger through this, the box of blue and gold, shall hence be crowned king of the United States

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Rhodog1234 t1_iy2nmls wrote

I think you have to prove you can open a store brand of a sugary cereal, the bag inside ( without a single tear) , and the top in such a way as the flap actually inserts and secures ( also without a rip or tear ) before a coronation can occur.

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johnbell OP t1_iy59axb wrote

Not gonna lie, the qualifications sound pretty good compared to some candidates.

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