Submitted by phorest0106 t3_z5do0s in pics
Comments
AccaEmme t1_ixvj585 wrote
my roommate's got one just like that
LeftHandofNope t1_ixxe2x4 wrote
We have to use the indefinite article- a dildo, never your dildo.
MaleficentPi t1_ixxhoj6 wrote
Underrated comment, and yes, Tyler.
farkos101100 t1_ixvg30l wrote
Cum on the Cob
cocorobot t1_ixvfkky wrote
Ribbed for your crafting pleasure.
SrTigre t1_ixvjmq0 wrote
That's a dildo. Don't argue.
_WitchoftheWaste t1_ixvjhnd wrote
Dick with ticks
l4WAYSTOPl t1_ixvnpf7 wrote
Sick dick
Teacher-Investor t1_ixvf503 wrote
no it's not
aliyounis13 t1_ixvf79e wrote
Reminds me of something…
State_Dear t1_ixvhc5s wrote
,,, guess who's single and has to much free time?
JustifiedMisanthrope t1_ixvlec7 wrote
That erks my brain for some reason
alienoverl0rd t1_ixvlko4 wrote
I like how she even made a base for the glildo so it would stand upright.
rudimichael t1_ixvqjyr wrote
Sure.
No-Orange5292 t1_ixwxepx wrote
My wife said she wants to know where she can purchase one!
GerlingFAR t1_ixymfs4 wrote
Gluedo
0666kojak t1_iy1ecm9 wrote
That’s what she said!
phorest0106 OP t1_ixvfc4r wrote
Glue gun leak at my work made this. Yeah it's a stalegmite, looks like a stalectite, amongst other things, but it's not. Quit being rude
Lucy_Little_Spoon t1_ixvh0nf wrote
You made a cum coloured, glue dildo, just laugh at it XD
phorest0106 OP t1_ixygj6o wrote
I was, forgot to add the /s, thought you guys would have realised :)
MaleficentPi t1_ixvf7ta wrote
That’s a dildo, sir