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-maffu- t1_j2efr9s wrote

>...and he lives in a village named Kat.

And you're just going to leave it at that??

How does he live in a village?? Does he have a house? Does he have a postal address? Polar bears will actively hunt humans for food - is that how he came to live in a village, by eating all of the former inhabitants? Is that how he became so fat? Who named him 'Fat Albert'?? Is he in the Mafia? Is there a polar bear mafia? La Pola Nostra? La Cosa Ursa? Because it sounds like a mafia nickname. Poliatore 'Fat Albert' Bearoni. He's a stone cold killer. Perhaps it's a village of polar bears? Is that it? How did they weigh him and his fellow lard bears? Who weighed him? Was there a competition?

Where are you? Answer me! I have to know!

I HAVE TO KNOW!!

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MashTactics t1_j2f5kby wrote

>...and he lives in a village named Kat.
>
>And you're just going to leave it at that??

Well, it used to be Kit Kat, until he ate the first half.

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DarkLink1065 t1_j2fxl1q wrote

I mean, if you're a villager, and that dude shows up and makes a den next door, what are you really going to do about it?

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