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grumpy_uncle t1_j2a77u1 wrote

A turd cutter?

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wrextnight t1_j2a80y3 wrote

If only there was a catchy name for something like that?

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MeenMisterMustard t1_j2bf4vw wrote

The ole shit splitter

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Dr_E_Goodweather t1_j2brcij wrote

The Shitter Splitter

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Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2a91a6 wrote

It’s in a clinic where they give you a sterile wipe to use before collecting urine for testing. The wipes are supposed to be sliced by the blade.

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