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amsterdamtech t1_j2a7nea wrote
dammit, that's where my penis went
wrextnight t1_j2a80y3 wrote
If only there was a catchy name for something like that?
iamdavidrice t1_j2a8kgd wrote
Built in poop knife.
Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2a91a6 wrote
It’s in a clinic where they give you a sterile wipe to use before collecting urine for testing. The wipes are supposed to be sliced by the blade.
Tmassey1980 t1_j2aa2o2 wrote
Those warnings only exist because someone did it, cut themselves, and probably sued. Lol
Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2ad5yi wrote
Sadly, I thought exactly the same thing.
New-Dragonfly-8624 t1_j2adei6 wrote
Dam if it wasn't for that sharp device I'd be putting my hands in there for sure
rileyzoid t1_j2agt18 wrote
But wat if there is no bidet? How else are you gonna splash water up there
Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2aguxz wrote
It put a crimp in a fun day for me.
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cellenium125 t1_j2app1h wrote
This is stupid, why can't people make toilets that are safe so our kids can play in them in peace
That_Flippin_Rooster t1_j2aw5tu wrote
Putting his hand in a toilet is how Nathan Lane died.
Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2b8rro wrote
You can make millions!!
orderedchaos89 t1_j2bf19m wrote
Built in poop knife! The future is here! The future is now!
MeenMisterMustard t1_j2bf4vw wrote
The ole shit splitter
Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2bhqe3 wrote
It’s actually for wipes.
Qkix t1_j2biy43 wrote
How do I wash my hands?
Mentalfloss1 OP t1_j2bj76q wrote
The men’s room has a handy urinal.
CrizpyBusiness t1_j2bj98y wrote
Spencemw t1_j2bkue6 wrote
Crap knife
cellenium125 t1_j2bm6e4 wrote
yes...millions. You are right! My gears are turning
Qkix t1_j2bms5q wrote
That solves the problem thanks!
Dr_E_Goodweather t1_j2brcij wrote
The Shitter Splitter
idontknowdudess t1_j2broxk wrote
To be fair people drop stuff in the toilet often, maybe needed to try and get it out.
Khaldara t1_j2bs6om wrote
The log lacerator
Dr_E_Goodweather t1_j2bymwe wrote
The Defication Dissector
Dr_E_Goodweather t1_j2bz1ut wrote
The Excrement Eviscerator
Dr_E_Goodweather t1_j2bzbi2 wrote
The Kak Cleaver
MisterEMeats t1_j2cfbrs wrote
Terlit teeth
marbanasin t1_j2crbu3 wrote
I mean, but if you shat out your opium suppositories you'd need to do something to get them back!
R0381N t1_j2dbk8n wrote
Automatic poop knife
grumpy_uncle t1_j2a77u1 wrote
A turd cutter?