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ThereIsAJifForThat t1_j2bl36m wrote
I wonder if anyone has called my boss yet???
amsterdamtech t1_j2bl4o1 wrote
just wipe and go on your day bro
fatandhappylilcactus t1_j2bla9c wrote
You wrote it on your own bedroom wall /s
Agent-Gosdepa-USA OP t1_j2blcsh wrote
Mine is uncut
SpaceCat311 t1_j2blknl wrote
Bathroom walls = OG dating app. This dude is def old school!
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Living_Telephone2678 t1_j2bp17e wrote
Don’t be shy leak the number :)
Agent-Gosdepa-USA OP t1_j2bp64w wrote
Why should I leak your number buddy? :D
Living_Telephone2678 t1_j2bpeg8 wrote
That’s a good idea, then maybe id finally have someone to text.
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Agent-Gosdepa-USA OP t1_j2bpwp8 wrote
Okay, now I want to give you a hug. Sorry bro
RichardSprinkle t1_j2br9ex wrote
They just want meth…
Khaldara t1_j2bt4j2 wrote
The ol Twitter for Shitters
setauket t1_j2bt6qr wrote
when I was a kid this is how you pranked your friends
with their parents land line phone number too
iknowitall86 t1_j2bycr8 wrote
This is what was cool before apps existed
TheDoctorPizza t1_j2bzdip wrote
This is how we hooked up before Grindr was around.
Millennials don't understand how we struggled but survived.
sup_jell t1_j2c1a2v wrote
It's pretty presumptuous of him to rate himself a 7.5... I mean what's the scale here? We need context.
Edit: I guess I thought the /s was implied. My bad.
FirstUnderscoreLast t1_j2c1vs0 wrote
Sea Bass?!?
Incarn_ t1_j2c6sy8 wrote
I'm going to assume that's not the person's number who wrote it, but instead someone they hate.
Cheesetorian t1_j2caos9 wrote
I've always thought that people faked these so their ex or enemies get harassed...ie pre-internet doxxing.
MariposaPeligrosa t1_j2cf50w wrote
How old do you think millennials are?
aredditornamedolive t1_j2cfgnd wrote
AholeBrock t1_j2ch45c wrote
Someone wrote someone else's number as a prank
Zip-it999 t1_j2clizd wrote
This is how Jenny got dates. For a good time call.
CaughttheDarkness t1_j2cn3kq wrote
7.5 of 100.
Guy needs some confidence.
Kotopause t1_j2d1bc0 wrote
I thought 7.5 inches
cyclebro69 t1_j2d1z5i wrote
Right? Some of us wrote our numbers on bathroom walls AND Yahoo Messenger chat rooms.
OnPointDan t1_j2d6vgw wrote
Is this NJ?
misha_ostrovsky t1_j2da230 wrote
The disc golf form guru?
TheDoctorPizza t1_j2ddd2z wrote
Hey A/S/L?
We used to send eggplant pics on Myspace.
Jyith t1_j2df2tt wrote
1 and and a half inch? There's not much to party with.
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gameprojoez t1_j2dpf8n wrote
Quick, throw some salt over your right shoulder.
fishnwiz t1_j2dq9d1 wrote
Good ole gay cruising
holly9000 t1_j2dq9jb wrote
Really OP? Thanks a lot for blurring the number, very f'n considerate of you
EarlGray513 t1_j2ds31e wrote
867-5309
XDariaMorgendorferX t1_j2dstz3 wrote
Good lord…who could possibly resist?
sizzlinpapaya t1_j2dzbhl wrote
Nothing sexual
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TrickDimension4836 t1_j2e3a64 wrote
Oh, I thought he meant he was 7.5 years old. I was thinking man they keep starting earlier and earlier.
ebola_borialis t1_j2e7px9 wrote
OG Grinder
LeftHandofNope t1_j2eceeq wrote
That’s romantic
delirio91 t1_j2edhjk wrote
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
HarryHacker42 t1_j2ee0p3 wrote
This is random guy getting back at somebody he doesn't like by advertising them as gay. He probably is gay himself but doesn't want to admit it. Hurt people hurt people except for William Hurt.
Akhirat t1_j2eidjg wrote
It’s inches in this context.
millerthekiler94 t1_j2ektft wrote
Mine is cut. But why uncut?
Agent-Gosdepa-USA OP t1_j2elgr7 wrote
Kinda smart people, but why cut a penis, not yet knowing the size that will be? (That was a joke) but seriously I don’t see any reasonable point of cutting dicks except of medical indications
millerthekiler94 t1_j2eo9ck wrote
Just so the tip is not covered by fore skin i guess
Different_Stand_5558 t1_j2ewe02 wrote
Do Europeans use inches for their meat? I know they are stuck using them on wheel sizes for vehicles.
Agent-Gosdepa-USA OP t1_j2bk9va wrote
Unless it's a joke to roast a friend