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andoy t1_j6csyt6 wrote

github contribution graph of a very busy burnt out programmer

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theEsel01 t1_j6cso0u wrote

Morse code, decoded it:

Dear reader, if you read this I am probably already dead because a panda is currently sitting on me...

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sandywater t1_j6djgil wrote

I thought I was on r/ProgrammerHumor/

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couchy91 t1_j6gc8lx wrote

There is less Cellulose in the light green cells in contrast to the darker green cells. The plant is not healthy, most likely needs some fertiliser to restore needed nutrients.

Edit: Could also be disease. I forgot to mention that too.

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hereitcomesagin t1_j6cpbcx wrote

Bamboo mites.

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Ramoncin t1_j6d7901 wrote

Nah, pixelization. Need to scan that leaf again, this time with a better codec or a higher bitrate.

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chaz_ii t1_j6cqfmd wrote

photosenthisis on. photosenthisis off.

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7LeagueBoots t1_j6csd0h wrote

Got you some pests eating your plant.

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SkyPork t1_j6cu4x0 wrote

Tempted to scan it with a qr code reader.

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jp_taylor t1_j6d1y9p wrote

Anyone else immediately hear Korobeiniki?

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clean_guy_1 t1_j6djva8 wrote

huge rectangular cells in a bamboo leaf

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v4por t1_j6dvc57 wrote

I don't even see the code any more. It's just blonde, brunette, redhead.

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zyzmog t1_j6eu0rp wrote

Who do we @ss@ssin@te next?

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HeineBOB t1_j6crr17 wrote

Reminds me of digital camo

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_mleq t1_j6cw84z wrote

Pixels!

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