Is he just straight up melting shit into ingots like he's in Whiterun?

Yep. He's about 10 dozen energy drink cans in, and starting on the driveshaft of an old Ambulance now.

Hell of an afternoon, I'm jealous

Would be easier to cut it up a bit.

Some friends of mine did this, and then poured the hot metal into an old ant hill (it was empty, flooding had killed the queen) to make one of the cool sculptures, except they didn't wet the grass around it before they did it, so they set their backyard on fire.

Yes, alcohol was involved, so we weren't the brightest, but we didn't burn any houses down. The only sacrifice was the grass in about a 10ft circle and one of the guy's leg hair.

No ant hills here. Just going to stock pile it in bars apparently.

This has been the overwhelming advice given to him by multiple people. However... here we are. He got one end off, and is now sitting next to the forge, knocking the melted bottom off as it softens, with a long steel rod. I've dailed 9 1 ... and am waiting to see how it goes.

Bare legs just begging to be burnt to the bone.

What’s the end goal?

There might be a hole in your sun shade by am