There’s something wrong with your thumbs if they look like those toes that look like toes.

What do her thumbs look like?

If you know anyone whose thumbs look like this, they need to get to a doctor immediately.

Those are your toes

For free?

So many dudes are downloading this picture and jerking off to your wife’s feet now.

Well I know what that means. I assume you enjoy that sort of thing too?

Well, “According to Jim”, those toes are “whack”!