The menu at my local cheese shopSubmitted by Sleep-system t3_10i3iwn in pics
Iron_Chic t1_j5c94v5 wrote
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!
cangooner65 t1_j5cb4is wrote
No, I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse
Iron_Chic t1_j5cbiue wrote
Oh, I thought you were talking to me. I'm Mr. Wensleydale, sir!
imapassenger1 t1_j5dntpm wrote
Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?
professor_jeffjeff t1_j5dr7k4 wrote
No sir. I was deliberately wasting your time.
ArchibaldMcAcherson t1_j5e7o0q wrote
Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
ScholarElectronic457 t1_j5eox63 wrote
Right-0, sir.
exmojo t1_j5faxn4 wrote
Wensleydale: Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.
Mousebender: You do! Excellent.
Wensleydale: It's a bit runny, sir.
Mousebender: Oh, I like it runny.
Wensleydale: Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir.
Mousebender: No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.
Wensleydale: I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.
Mousebender: (smiling grimley) I don't care how FUCKING runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
ScholarElectronic457 t1_j5gpl2h wrote
The cat's eaten it.
exmojo t1_j5kerkw wrote
> The cat's eaten it.
Mousebender: Has he?
Wensleydale: She, sir.
anonoman925 t1_j5h3vue wrote
Ooooooo the cat’s eatin it.
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