Submitted by [deleted] t3_113er92 in pittsburgh
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chad4359 t1_j8pr866 wrote
If this is a shit post it is pretty good, if not then your fiancee is dumber than a bag of primanti's coleslaw
Conflixxion t1_j8psbmm wrote
woooah woooah wooah. now that's going a bit far there buddy...that's some tasty slaw
DeleteSystem33 t1_j8psgxr wrote
Yeah but how smart is it if they keep catching it and putting in on a plate?
SouthHillsPeeper t1_j8pu6lx wrote
Bhopal or Minamata
hypotenoos t1_j8puy0q wrote
Maybe Donora?
dementedturnip26 t1_j8pv6jg wrote
Suggest moving here.
TransporterOffline t1_j8pvely wrote
It's never too late to try being gay. I have a referral code to a trial membership if you want. We have nice things on our team, if I do say so.
tesla3by3 t1_j8pxz72 wrote
Take her on a trip out west. Conceive the child there. Rinse Lather Repeat.
Delicious-Newt-5674 t1_j8pygvp wrote
Idk flip a coin or somethin.
tjk5150 t1_j8q0gh8 wrote
There’s a reference! 👍
James19991 t1_j8q237t wrote
Over/under for how many "is this acid rain" posts you think there will be tomorrow?
JustHereForTheSaul t1_j8q33r2 wrote
Fuck, thanks for mentioning it now. I just paid full price for a membership two days ago. Disappointed so far, I was told the chicken wings in the clubhouse were top notch but they're really no better than Hooters.
EDIT: Oh yeah, when do they send out the gay agenda? If the gay recruitment drive is in the summer I might have to make alternate vacation plans.
StupidOldAndFat t1_j8q37kz wrote
You just need to pick the right neighborhood: no snow, no flying shipping containers and walking distance to Arby’s on McKnight. Show her the way.
StupidOldAndFat t1_j8q3d4u wrote
Plenty of real estate in Love Canal and Three Mile Island.
chad4359 t1_j8q4k41 wrote
I would put that at 3.5, that stupid picture being reposted is probably at a 5.5 maybe even 6.5
James19991 t1_j8q6dch wrote
You would think at some point people would think logically and realize if things around here were okay last week when this actually happened, then they're okay now, but apparently not.
TransporterOffline t1_j8q7hfv wrote
The wings are decidedly mid, I agree. The weiners, on the other hand...
You should get your GayAgenda.pdf through either the liberal media or TikTok. The password is sLaYbEy69420 to decrypt. I think q2 is Make Florida Gay Again but q3 is really ambitious with 50 State Drag Paradeathon. Really a good 2023 ahead.
chad4359 t1_j8qal8j wrote
For real, I mean I could understand all this worrying and questioning that first week after it happened but for God's sake it's been almost 2 weeks now
James19991 t1_j8qcd3v wrote
There will be people asking all summer if produce from local farmers markets are safe.
chad4359 t1_j8qeasu wrote
Ugh, I didn't even think of that. It's going to be another long year
[deleted] OP t1_j8qfjdb wrote
I’m thinking she needs to leave you, lol, just say it, you can’t please anyone but yourself, lolllllll
VanilliBean t1_j8qkc43 wrote
Its probably the most reposted picture ive seen so far. The only reason I think they keep fucking posting it is for the free 3 thousand karma that comes with it
Aggravating_Foot_528 t1_j8r43tm wrote
Or use this app to pick a random decision https://cheapuniverses.com/universesplitter/
[deleted] OP t1_j8rbjz9 wrote
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thedudeabides412 t1_j8rbn8p wrote
Inform here there is a good chance a child conceived/born/raised here (or closer to East Palestine) may be born a super hero with special powers that can save the planet.
billfriedman9987 t1_j8rh54u wrote
Nice, but a don’t think the OP shops at Dicks
James19991 t1_j8rnfsf wrote
I was already over this year before this even happened.
KentuckYSnow t1_j8rokan wrote
Smart woman
KentuckYSnow t1_j8roqsb wrote
Your epigenomes are already fucked. Doesn't matter where you go
SBpotomus t1_j8s0rrt wrote
Phew. I thought you were going to say that she prefers Hunt's ketchup.
babyyodaisamazing98 t1_j8s1hg3 wrote
PA has an order of magnitude higher childhood cancer rate than the rest of the country. I definitely wouldn’t have kids here if you can avoid it.
382hp t1_j8s5zfn wrote
yea then live in a rich suburb where the air isn't bad. people really think that fox chapel and clairton/beaver have the same air? fucks sake
JerryHathaway t1_j8s7l9y wrote
Home of two baseball Hall of Famers!
babyyodaisamazing98 t1_j8s99nx wrote
Richer areas actually tend to see slightly higher rates. Though the exact reason for this isn’t entirely clear.
MycologistQueasy22 t1_j8sbgtf wrote
> PA has an order of magnitude higher childhood cancer rate than the rest of the country
Not true according to the link you posted: https://stacks.cdc.gov/view/cdc/53585
TransporterOffline t1_j8scfxe wrote
Yeah, especially the 12+ times it's been on the top 20 or so of r/Popular, over and over.
pparhplar t1_j8shd7x wrote
By our west he means Wheeling WVa.
tjk5150 t1_j8sn28d wrote
I appreciate your account name, Professor Hathaway. Kent is here with your dry cleaning.
Pensfan66877129 t1_j8srinp wrote
Yeah, probably should leave her and go find yourself a nice woman who lives in East Palestine. Show you you ain’t playin around.
JerryHathaway t1_j8t46tn wrote
The gravy?
No, that came out.
pghworks t1_j8tmjcr wrote
Cancer Alley be like, "we're still here"
Confident_End_3848 t1_j8pqyqh wrote
Where would she want to go?