"aw bummer. Why can't these greedy small business owners be opened when I want them to be opened? :( "

Apparently working service industry night shifts are super unpopular and this is an economy (if you can even call it that) where beggers can apparently be choosers.

If you want things to be open at night then convince your friends to work. Or you work there. But no one wants to. So these places close. Pretty simple.