newcitynewme724 t1_jacngib wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:08 PM

Spray paint phallic appendages around them and call 311. Patched in no time

asianabsinthe t1_jacpspg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:26 PM

If you don't have any paint just stand there with your pants down

sopabe6197 t1_jad8voz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:35 PM

The artist known as Wanksy.

RAB806 t1_jaco4rv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:13 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/londoncycling/comments/zud4jk/wanksy_in_manchester_had_a_brilliant_idea_for_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

sopabe6197 t1_jad8tu4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:34 PM

We barely had any winter and you can watch the streets get worse every day.

verdesquared4533 t1_jad9vou wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:41 PM

"Winter" doesn't really cause potholes - they are the result of freeze / thaw cycles due to the fluctuation between freezing and non-freezing weather. We've many of those types of days.

zakpakt t1_jade5o0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:08 PM

Weather has been bipolar this year.

Robert_L0blaw t1_jaemmo7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:50 PM

There's probably a lucky few who have their weekends on Wednesday and Thursday and have been living a charmed life for the past three months.

SnooCapers1425 t1_jad5asa wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM

When you're on Negley Run Boulevard promise me you’ll survive. That you won’t give up, no matter what happens. No matter how hopeless.

enraged_hbo_max_user t1_jadir04 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:37 PM

drops a Primanti sandwich into the ocean

Aggravating_Foot_528 t1_jadqdis wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:25 PM

Potholes to the left of me, bike lane to the right...

Augiehack t1_jae30z1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:45 PM

Negley Run Blvd. is terrifyingly bad. My Mom legit thought I missed a road closed sign & was driving on a closed construction road. Rather impressive how 80% of the road is destroyed

Sideroller t1_jad5w9r wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:15 PM

what if... we kissed at the Pittsburgh pothole ?? 😳

lift_heavy64 t1_jaeamvr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:33 PM

Which one?

GoIntoTheHollow t1_jadjco7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Pretty sure I felt my soul leave my body recently when the bus I was on hit the giant pothole on second near Birmingham bridge

Aggravating_Foot_528 t1_jadqgeh wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:26 PM

Buses hitting potholes make the best noises. The windows rattle.

Key_Horror9151 t1_jadljvg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM

The duality of pittsburgh roads: potholes, or patched potholes that become speed bumps

TeaZealousideal1444 t1_jadyfnv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:16 PM

Or the roadwork patch that becomes a black hole to another dimension

enraged_hbo_max_user t1_jadi4eg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:33 PM

“Jack could have shared the ~~door~~ road with Rose!”

TacoBean19 t1_jaezqaz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:21 PM

In a shocking turn of events: Forbes avenue in Oakland grew a tumor. Maybe we can have roads be organ donors now? Share some of that asphalt?

rollmate t1_jadn31w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:04 PM

I'm from a completely different country but this is funny as hell. Also, good luck out there Pittsburgh, stay safe.

Ordinary_Pain1848 t1_jaeqpw5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:18 PM

There’s a really bad one right on Craft Ave in Oakland before the intersection with the blvd of the Allies. Furthest right hand lane. Looks like a damn sinkhole

Rocktroy33 t1_jaeubvu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:43 PM

Iceburgh got 'em!

The potholes are pretty bad out there…stay vigilant my fellow drivers

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