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ElJamoquio t1_jdr56fa wrote

I'm about to turn 46 years old, have a PhD, and I never heard of the word 'crudite' until last year.

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j428h t1_jdr8fuu wrote

What were you dipping in salsa for all these years?

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ElJamoquio t1_jdre9al wrote

Hey, buddy, get your story straight - it was GUAC, not salsa. Salsa's too cheap for him to complain about even when he's pretending he's not a billionaire from his scams.

And I dip chips in my salsa, and put guac on my nachos. Actually put salsa on my nachos too.

Now I want nachos.

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orangevega OP t1_jdrz4f2 wrote

if you watch the video again he actually says he needs:

broccoli carrots asparagus guacamole salsa (and the intention to get the prerequisite tequila)

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ElJamoquio t1_jdtcqrp wrote

I sit corrected! Sorry, but I'm in my recliner, not standing.

My apologies for the mistake / omission.

...but i'm not going to watch that video again. :)

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Slight-Ad-3306 t1_jdrx6l0 wrote

I likely don’t have your vocabulary but I am family champ in scrabble and last year was the first I heard that word.

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