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Zeppelin7321 t1_jeejt0b wrote
It's the unholy lovechild of Saddleridge and Matrix
MeanLawLady t1_jeeq0tx wrote
😂
livefast_dieawesome t1_jeegory wrote
Any time we are walking past this place my wife shouts to any woman entering or outside that she can make eye contact with “cover your drinks! Don’t let your drink out of sight in there for one second!”
Wide-Concert-7820 t1_jeewjof wrote
I have heard this from too many people. WTF
road_robert2020 t1_jeegied wrote
Last time I got dragged there the floor was so sticky I about yanked my foot right out of my boot. Fuck. That. Place.
MeanLawLady t1_jeeii3e wrote
It’s disgusting
Ceramicrabbit t1_jed2euo wrote
Tequila Cowboy is a fun time before Steelers games they have the drum line in there and stuff. I've never been on another day though
Zealousideal-Bug1967 t1_jed2mg5 wrote
Go on a Friday or Saturday night at like 10 pm
MeanLawLady t1_jee9j20 wrote
I’ve been there during less busy times too and it was okay but on a Friday or Saturday night it is a cesspool. The fire department needs to be watching this place closer because it’s always dangerously crowded. Couldn’t pay me to go there on a Friday or Saturday night.
AtonicBay312 t1_jeebglk wrote
“Popular bar is extremely crowded on a weekend night”
MeanLawLady t1_jeeih4e wrote
I’ve been to crowded bars before. Tequila cowboy is beyond crowded. It’s unsafe. There are occupancy limits for a reason.
barcinal t1_jeemgv5 wrote
Exactly this. I’ve been there once, & it was so crowded I had a panic attack. Couldn’t move whatsoever. My now-husband had to pick me up & pretty much bulldoze his way out of there
pine_needles24 t1_jegllx8 wrote
>I’ve been to crowded bars before. Tequila cowboy is beyond crowded. It’s unsafe. There are occupancy limits for a reason.
Yeppp, shit reminds you of a music festival with how many people are in there. Literally with the travel lines to get around like they have at festivals. They have to be over the number of occupants capacity.
69FunnyNumberGuy420 t1_jeensaq wrote
Wonder why nobody complains about the shootings or stabbings that happen around Tequila Cowboy.
livefast_dieawesome t1_jef4360 wrote
I haven't heard of any shootings there, but there was at least one fatal stabbing outside the place in 2018. I work on the north shore and these things get around about that place.
69FunnyNumberGuy420 t1_jef53w2 wrote
Close enough to Tequila Cowboy.
The crowd up there on a Friday or Saturday night is as rowdy as anywhere else.
James19991 t1_jeeozsm wrote
My workplace used to have holiday parties there before covid and they were fine, but they also restricted entry to only people who were with my job.
I can imagine though on the weekends it's full of the most obnoxious suburbanites in the area.
James19991 t1_jecovmn wrote
Jimmy D's, especially if you're over the age of 25.
lutzcody t1_jecznuw wrote
$0.50 cent drink Thursdays were a legendary time
James19991 t1_jed2qih wrote
Oh man, 2015 flashbacks 😂
McGrupp1979 t1_jedby9a wrote
Wow! I figured that had to be an early 00’s reference with the 50 cent price! Damn surprised they made any money those nights. Cover charge I guess?
MargaritaThrill t1_jee5z5x wrote
From what I recall they didn’t have a cover charge on .50 cent Thursdays either. Crazy times.
lutzcody t1_jee8jf9 wrote
They definitely did not have a cover
NorthsideBurghler OP t1_jefy5gd wrote
Any bar that has a cover in Pittsburgh is questionable in my humble opinion but maybe I’m just cheap
lutzcody t1_jeg4fze wrote
Goldmark is work it imo but that’s about it. Beleveders being $7 now is crazy
jetsetninjacat t1_jee7k4p wrote
I don't remember one in the mid to late 00s. Or maybe it was only if you went upstairs or arrived after a certain time.
James19991 t1_jeen8ib wrote
Yeah, I definitely remember them charging that much in the mid 2010s. No cover charge either as far as I know
fugly16 t1_jef1igx wrote
How that dance floor didn't ever collapse is a testament to modern engineering.
James19991 t1_jefbd4x wrote
I remember being on the first floor of that place and watching the dance floor bounce up and down above me.
feed_the_bumble t1_jedgcsi wrote
When you're a college kid, this is "the" bar to go dancing at.
Then you realize Bottlerocket, Tilden, and Lawrenceville exist
bigdumbdago t1_jed3fq9 wrote
gooski’s. and i mean that as a compliment
fleetiebelle t1_jef9lqm wrote
Gooski's was where all the cool punks hung out when I first moved to Pittsburgh, but I've heard through the grapevine that it's lately become popular with the wrong kind of skinheads.
Sideroller t1_jeffwuq wrote
the owner is a Trump loving dickhead
livefast_dieawesome t1_jeegwt5 wrote
I do love Gooskis even if I can’t go there since I quit smoking. I hope it never changes and stays open forever though.
Halford4Lyfe t1_jegzi5x wrote
I've played like a dozen shows at Gooski's and I don't care if I never go again, honestly. The owner is more than just a "Trump Supporter". He's openly homophobic as well. There used to be a disc in the jukebox labelled "f*g music"
FuzzPunkMutt t1_jecwr5k wrote
I turned my basement into a bar. It's mostly frequented by kinky weirdos who don't tip. 0/10 wouldn't recommend.
mrwolfe987 t1_jedftx7 wrote
I’m in!
StupidOldAndFat t1_jee978m wrote
My kind of place.
Aarthar t1_jefdar7 wrote
So an after hours bar? Lol
382hp t1_jefz19o wrote
haha. turned half my basement into a rave space basically. loud enough speakers to shake the house, DJ setup, lights that pulse to the music. better than 99% of what the city has to offer 😂
CarRamrodIsNumberOne t1_jecpiy7 wrote
Anything AMPD.
rageharles t1_jecspvl wrote
funny thing about AMPD, i didnt know which restaurants were in their group, but they are literally all the bars/restaurants which are independently the worst places in the city. the fact it's the same people is just icing, but my god they're scam artists
PierogiPowered t1_jecpr7g wrote
Really need to rephrase this post as “Worst bars in Pittsburgh that aren’t AMPD Bars.”
RollTideMeg t1_jecuf3f wrote
Had to look up what AMPD was. Not sure about the bars, but the restaurants suck.
enoughstreet t1_jed20uw wrote
They pay their bills via trade so you get bill cost in booze.- dad got into this with his company
TheOneTrueSuperJesus t1_jef0jb5 wrote
Foxtail is trash, Local is mediocre at best, and Penn Society is way overpriced but I actually kind of like Standard Market. Can't really say anything about the other places they own.
MegaRocketPenguin t1_jeecrnr wrote
I'm relatively new to Pittsburgh and this is the first time hearing about the AMPD group. Briefly looking at their website, they don't look bad/sketchy... What's wrong with AMPD?
Never_Peel_a_Lemon t1_jeeqd8p wrote
Everything. Literally everything. Bad food overpriced drink, falling apart buildings. Terrible employment practices. The guys running it are grifters who know how to polish a turd well but that’s about it. They make their stuff look ok and then everything of substance is the lowest possible quality.
PittGreek1969 t1_jeeko28 wrote
>AMPD
Iiiiiinteresting. I had to google them, no idea all those places are related. Makes sense. Though I did do decently once at Local while waiting for a show at Club Cafe.
TheOneTrueSuperJesus t1_jeei0vk wrote
Tequila Cowboy or Jimmy D's for me. I've known girls that have been assaulted, harrassed, or drugged at both those bars. And from what I hear it's a very common occurence at those bars, especially Tequila Cowboy.
I also had two friends denied access to Jimmy D's because their shirts were too long and completely covered their back pockets... while I was also wearing a long shirt that covered my pockets and was cleared to enter. Only difference was I'm white and they're not... so yeah Jimmy D's just sucks all around.
Zealousideal-Bug1967 t1_jeejts2 wrote
Eh the place sucks and I believe this happened but my white friend was denied entry there one time because his shirt was too long.
TheOneTrueSuperJesus t1_jeeog96 wrote
Who knows. Their dress code always seemed so arbitrary (apparently converse shoes are an issue? Also had a friend denied entry on that) and completely up to the specific bouncer anyway. I always found Jimmy D's annoying because of that. The predatory patrons were the final nail in the coffin though, and I outright refuse to go Jimmy D's anymore for that specific reason.
fansofomar t1_jed19cy wrote
Anything on that one block on East Carson
catbosspgh t1_jed1vbg wrote
If that one block is ten blocks long, yes.
fansofomar t1_jed1ykd wrote
LMAO fair. My brother lives on sarah and 18th and I’m begging him to move
ChinaLouise t1_jedhzcc wrote
I'm pretty much exactly there too. It's bad. Some drunk guy out there singing Wittney Houston rn
critzboombah t1_jefsepu wrote
Whitney Houston? What song?
ChinaLouise t1_jefsxxu wrote
I will always love you. Honestly he wasn't that bad
critzboombah t1_jeft6oc wrote
I mean. There are much, much, worse things to sing. If I hear someone singing Whitney, on the street. I'm just gonna stop and savor that moment, ya know?
ChinaLouise t1_jefto2h wrote
I remember last fall a tiny, older lady was belting out Ain't No Mountain High Enough on Carson near the rite aid and honestly she was pretty batshit but she was also living her best life. I salute them both
catbosspgh t1_jed27bo wrote
Out of morbid curiosity, I drove down Carson at 6:30 pm on 3/18 & nearly every shitty bar had lines out the door. What a shit show. I feel bad for anyone who lives there.
heisenburgscousin t1_jeeslg9 wrote
What bar has a line out the door at 6:30pm unless there’s a big steeler game lmao
Jubjubs t1_jefgdki wrote
3/18 fell on St Patrick's day weekend which is basically the super bowl of amateur drinking in the south side
heisenburgscousin t1_jefh6ad wrote
Ah, forgot it was St. Pattys day. Thought he was talking about your run-of-the-mill Saturday
catbosspgh t1_jegng4l wrote
Yes, sorry for my assumption that we all knew it was a two weekend celebration this year, my bad.
catbosspgh t1_jeez0wj wrote
At least seven of the ones between 12th St & the Birmingham Bridge? Whatever floats people’s boats though.
Twatnocker t1_jed466y wrote
That one in Homewood thats been shot up about 10 times.
DoubleFisted27 t1_jeeonho wrote
Please be more specific
Aarthar t1_jefd5ho wrote
If we're judging by shootings....
Aces Deuces in uptown by the arena.
dogmom412 t1_jefsktw wrote
My daughter lives about a block and and half from there.
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epicstar t1_jed7cfl wrote
McFaddens lol
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I HATE MCFADDENS no one ever understands!
footballwr82 t1_jed13zt wrote
McFaddens. Seconds worst? Also McFaddens
NotAnOxfordCommaFan t1_jeea5d9 wrote
Industry.
YinzerJagsNat t1_jees8cx wrote
When it opened I described it as 'a bar exclusively for guys who think Axe body spray and a backwards ball cap is a personality, and the women who love them'
NotAnOxfordCommaFan t1_jeeu33v wrote
Exactly. Vomit. Lol.
shanderdrunk t1_jeehgxr wrote
This needs more upvotes. Never been in another place that looked so nice and was actually so shitty. They have like 3-4 bartenders for TWO FLOORS of people, it takes upwards of 15 minutes to get a drink, and if that wasn't enough, the food is the most expensive trash I've ever tried.
SidFarkus47 t1_jeek5pn wrote
Which one has two floors?
1ll1l1ll1l1l1l1l1ll1 t1_jeelm35 wrote
I'm assuming the Robinson one
S4ltyInt3ractions t1_jecuj1r wrote
Sonny's in Bloomfield
bugogkang t1_jecvb5u wrote
Sonny's 10 years ago was shitty but great. Now it's just shitty.
Illustrious-Fold253 t1_jed0def wrote
As someone who went to Sonny’s too often ten years ago, and haven’t been there since… this is heartbreaking to hear.
TheFoolsDayShow t1_jeegltm wrote
Yup. Paul was always a shit head but after that video got posted of him on Reddit going on a homophobic rant at a bicyclist and trying to attack him I committed to never putting another dollar in his pocket.
sweaty_bobandy t1_jed3hr3 wrote
Ever since they banned smoking inside it just smells like a bathroom now
[deleted] t1_jeeqpdn wrote
Was scrolling for this. Most disgusting bar owner I’ve ever seen. No idea if he’s still alive, frankly I’d be shocked it sounded like he was on deaths door ten years ago.
TwilightontheMoon t1_jedm7bz wrote
They had a bed bugs outbreak there like 6 years ago
Alexispinpgh t1_jef96v4 wrote
After Prince died I ended up there on a night that was just a tribute to him, just a DJ spinning Prince and related acts all night and themed drinks, and it was amazing. Also as an ex-smoker I liked having a place to go that still allowed smoking. But we haven’t been there since like 2016, and never will go again. So I’ll just have that one fond memory.
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johnnymack2165 t1_jedzgs9 wrote
Whatever Pittsburgh bar is closest to Cleveland
heck_it_all t1_jeek0w6 wrote
Damn, sorry Craig. That's the closest bar to Cleveland within Pittsburgh city limits.
Redheadbabe97 t1_jefszcw wrote
Tequila, and I cannot stress this enough, Cowboy
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feed_the_bumble t1_jedg7on wrote
I feel it has to be this one hands down. Others here have their problems. But it's another level to not give a fuck about your patrons getting killed on your property
h3mip3nultim4te t1_jeefxjp wrote
Agree. This bar has more homicides than a season of CSI.
CBScott7 t1_jefh9y9 wrote
Who remembers Rumshakers?
jinreeko t1_jefunsb wrote
I'm sure there's worse, but I just feel uncomfortable in the shittier Dormont bars (R Bar, Albert's, The Apple, Slapshots)
Shittier in a different way: Tequila Cowboy
Shitty in a great way: Bar 11
RateChemical4705 t1_jeejdwc wrote
Jimmy D's and Tequila Cowboy are the only bars I actively refuse to go to. At Jimmy D's I was about 2 minutes away from trying to fight a dude who wouldn't stop grabbing my friend to keep her from walking away and Tequila Cowboy is just foul.
CARLEtheCamry t1_jefbd2h wrote
Lefty's in the Strip.
First and only time I stopped in - bartender was sleeping in a recliner behind the bar. There was another customer drinking a beer at the bar, I assume a regular, who walked back and woke the guy up.
critzboombah t1_jefsqy2 wrote
As a left-handed person, I'm offended
NorthsideBurghler OP t1_jefy8lr wrote
Thought this was the vibe Leftys was going for…
CARLEtheCamry t1_jeg55yx wrote
"Pittsburgh's #1 dive bar"
30686 t1_jeeghdz wrote
Anybody remember the Apache on the North Side? S.O.D. and Sam & Bernie's in S. Oakland?
I've been gone since the '80s.
Zeppelin7321 t1_jeh4z82 wrote
If makes anyone feel better, the owner of Tequila Cowboy is taking over the old Bettis Grille, so we'll get a 2nd awful establishment on the north shore from them.
stadulevich t1_jeemxhj wrote
Industry
montani t1_jeeqhms wrote
Is the white eagle still there? I felt old in there when I was 22.
HeyILikeYourRat t1_jeewwj7 wrote
Still there. I saw a scooter parked outside yesterday.
Emergency_Caramel_93 t1_jefngfr wrote
Slider Vibes. One of the bartenders refused to serve my friend claiming that she was drunk (she wasn’t) because she had a speech impediment due to hearing loss. When we defended her, the bartender was v rude to all of us.
sloth_hyena t1_jeefhlj wrote
Coop deville, way too broey
varzaguy t1_jeevib3 wrote
Among the worst bars in Pittsburgh though?
Damn you got some high standards lol.
Sideroller t1_jefge6r wrote
Probably more disappointing than bad I'd say
thebloodofthematador t1_jefboz7 wrote
I wanted Coop to be so much better than it is. The food is good, but the bar is meh and the arcade games are a huge waste of money.
TheOneTrueSuperJesus t1_jeff8nn wrote
This so much. The main appeal of arcade bars is that the arcade machines are usually free (at least the best one's I've been too), though with generally higher priced drinks than a standard bar. Coop gets it wrong on both accounts by having overpriced drinks AND paid arcade games.
burritoguitar t1_jegbdg3 wrote
Which comparable bars have significantly cheaper drinks than coop?
TheOneTrueSuperJesus t1_jeghq65 wrote
Comparable in what way? I would say many other bars have cheaper drinks and/or better drink specials (my benchmark is usually Shadyside Mario's), though given Coops location it's probably comparable to other nearby bars in the Strip and Cultural District. The biggest issues I have with coop is that's it's model of paid arcade games and expensive drinks (albeit in an area where expensive drinks are typical) makes it worse than than many arcade bars I have been to (which includes those outside of Pittsburgh)
382hp t1_jefz5l5 wrote
I miss rowdy buck
nippleflick1 t1_jegagnt wrote
In the old days , the Hut - Grandview Ave.
lisa-e t1_jeglog6 wrote
red 'n irene's
thebloodofthematador t1_jefbfwd wrote
Conley's on Butler waters down their liquor.
Neither-Camp-1352 t1_jefqsni wrote
Yinz never been to rockys in Scott haven
JimLahey567 t1_jegg8t2 wrote
Lefty’s
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Burghflex t1_jef9dei wrote
Mikes Beer bar.
SnooBunnies7453 t1_jeg4fwf wrote
White Hawk Penn Hills
Prudent-Fly-8299 t1_jeebigc wrote
the bar in erotica
ScratchMoore t1_jeeosrt wrote
I remember having to go to the basement and having a deaf girl fill my cup from a keg of beer.
dogmom412 t1_jeeoguo wrote
The Linden Grove.
Mikasa_mommy69 t1_jeeu2o9 wrote
Milf central
dogmom412 t1_jeeuo4d wrote
I have never felt so young and pretty in my life and I am almost 50. Now it's been a few years since I have been there but the drinks were terrible and the number of people with oxygen was alarming.
bionica1 t1_jeex05e wrote
I moved super close to Linden Grove 1.5 yrs ago. After a year of being so curious about it, my boyfriend and I went over at around 6 on a Thursday. There was a cover charge because line dancing started at 7p. We said we just wanted a drink and not stay for the line dancing so the door person let us in without paying. It was such a bizarre hour of my life. I too felt SO young and pretty at 47 years old 😆
rxjen t1_jeewxqr wrote
I think you mean awesome! You can feel like a total dime and dance all night in a circle with your friends like it’s middle school. 10/10
dogmom412 t1_jeft3xk wrote
Maybe not the worst, but maybe the saddest!
MikMcD1977 t1_jefckj4 wrote
I never knew this place existed until this past Wednesday when I made the mistake of attending a male strip show there.
dogmom412 t1_jeft5pt wrote
Oh my.
MrPGH t1_jefmzsc wrote
The sweet smells of desperation and Bengay
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roflgoat t1_jeeasd9 wrote
Brillobox blows
shanderdrunk t1_jeehnp7 wrote
Used to be really good, but there was a big changing of the guard while they were closed and now none of the people who gave a shit about the place still work there.
Source: a friend who used to work there before they suddenly closed without telling their own staff
roflgoat t1_jeelxcw wrote
Yeah it's a neat place but now the prices are ridiculous and a lot of the staff is not great
_unclegeno_ t1_jeeckld wrote
Used to love Brillobox but we have gone there with a small group a couple of times since they reopened and have been treated really poorly by the staff each time. Maybe we didn’t fit the vibe or something but it’s disappointing 😞
ronatello t1_jedbzl7 wrote
Bar 11..seriously fuck this place
GargantuanWitch t1_jeeipzu wrote
If you don't like Bar 11, you're doing it wrong.
htwhooh t1_jee9aty wrote
Why? I've never heard anybody say they don't like it.
MeanLawLady t1_jecw1zt wrote
Tequila Cowboy