Submitted by drmartykrauss t3_127pdx4 in pittsburgh
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jeflu4d wrote
Reply to comment by Kidspud in PNC Park ushers say they want a fair wage by drmartykrauss
I come show you my ticket and tell you to move.
heywhadayamean t1_jefo6r9 wrote
I’ll show you my ticket that looks exactly like yours. Now what?
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefpo34 wrote
It won't have the same seat and section dingus.
Kidspud t1_jefpy44 wrote
Who is to say it won’t?
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefq8tp wrote
Wut
Kidspud t1_jefrbel wrote
I show you a ticket with the same section, row, and seat number on it. Then what? What are you gonna do to get me to move?
It’s such a simple action until you need an usher to help you out…
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefrl2i wrote
In what scenario would there be two tickets with the same seat and section? That's not how this works.
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefs0b3 wrote
Who tf is printing fake tickets to a pirate game? And why?
Kidspud t1_jefrw4v wrote
In a scenario where one ticket is real and the other is not. Who is to say which one is real?
SisterCharityAlt t1_jefxv4g wrote
Or simply: I'm not going to move, you can waste $50 on prime seats and I'm going to sit here because you need an usher and without them you need to go to a security area and by the time you do that, I can just as easily stand up and say 'oh, I guess I'm in the wrong seat, I've never seen this guy in my life' and security may ask me to leave, may not, but I'll be several innings in if you need to manage that and then we're back to security is just an usher.
It all falls apart pretty quick.
heywhadayamean t1_jefqvpy wrote
My sister in law was tried of the asshole that always sat next to her so I forged a ticket so yes, it has the same seat and section as yours. (Hint: that’s what exactly means.)
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefrfm6 wrote
Wut? Why not just...buy the seat next to hers?
heywhadayamean t1_jefslfv wrote
dude--you need to work on your reading comprehension. She HATES you. She doesn't want you to sit anywhere near her. (And honestly, no one else in the section does either, your farts, man, you need to go to a doctor about that.) So I'm sitting your seat, with a ticket that looks exactly (go look up that word, I'll wait...) like yours. So, whatcha going to do, my little name caller?
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefswyp wrote
Probs sit in your lap.
bingosherlock t1_jefzn4f wrote
no you can just sit somewhere else, i'm already comfortable here
Blueberry-Specialist t1_jeg1aqs wrote
Lol reddit ppl are... something else man.
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