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Blueberry-Specialist t1_jeflu4d wrote

Reply to comment by Kidspud in PNC Park ushers say they want a fair wage by drmartykrauss

I come show you my ticket and tell you to move.

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heywhadayamean t1_jefo6r9 wrote

I’ll show you my ticket that looks exactly like yours. Now what?

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Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefpo34 wrote

It won't have the same seat and section dingus.

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Kidspud t1_jefpy44 wrote

Who is to say it won’t?

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Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefq8tp wrote

Wut

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Kidspud t1_jefrbel wrote

I show you a ticket with the same section, row, and seat number on it. Then what? What are you gonna do to get me to move?

It’s such a simple action until you need an usher to help you out…

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Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefrl2i wrote

In what scenario would there be two tickets with the same seat and section? That's not how this works.

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Kidspud t1_jefrw4v wrote

In a scenario where one ticket is real and the other is not. Who is to say which one is real?

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SisterCharityAlt t1_jefxv4g wrote

Or simply: I'm not going to move, you can waste $50 on prime seats and I'm going to sit here because you need an usher and without them you need to go to a security area and by the time you do that, I can just as easily stand up and say 'oh, I guess I'm in the wrong seat, I've never seen this guy in my life' and security may ask me to leave, may not, but I'll be several innings in if you need to manage that and then we're back to security is just an usher.

It all falls apart pretty quick.

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heywhadayamean t1_jefqvpy wrote

My sister in law was tried of the asshole that always sat next to her so I forged a ticket so yes, it has the same seat and section as yours. (Hint: that’s what exactly means.)

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Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefrfm6 wrote

Wut? Why not just...buy the seat next to hers?

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heywhadayamean t1_jefslfv wrote

dude--you need to work on your reading comprehension. She HATES you. She doesn't want you to sit anywhere near her. (And honestly, no one else in the section does either, your farts, man, you need to go to a doctor about that.) So I'm sitting your seat, with a ticket that looks exactly (go look up that word, I'll wait...) like yours. So, whatcha going to do, my little name caller?

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