Submitted by No-Woodpecker-529 t3_yd3r52 in pittsburgh
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PirinTablets13 t1_itpzece wrote
Wegner’s must be overrun with orders for this evening.
Lincassable t1_itqe225 wrote
Yeah, I'm going to have a nice crudite spread for sure.
[deleted] t1_itpyzrs wrote
I’m a millennial, so of course I’ll be eating ass.
westinghousesghost t1_itptnm5 wrote
It's my birthday, so beer and cookie cake 😂
DIY_Creative t1_itpuagk wrote
Happy Birthday! Cookie Cake is the fucking move!
No-Woodpecker-529 OP t1_itpuvur wrote
HBD!
PM_ME_YOUR_STARSHIPS t1_itpwyeu wrote
I dunno about yinz, but I'm taking a shot of colloidal silver every time Dr. Oz says something sensible. Likewise I'm going to take a bite out of a Primanti's for every time Fetterman talks about how he's tough on crime by not agreeing to parole dangerous criminals.
I'm going to be the life of the party, tonight!
pburgh2517 t1_itq1nen wrote
Not even watching…nothing can be said to make me vote for Oz so that frees up my evening.
JustTryingMyBestWPA t1_itq72uy wrote
Dr. Oz said that he drank his own urine in medical school. So, maybe in "honor" of that story, I will drink some lemonade.
_MilkTruckJustArrive t1_itqakx8 wrote
He didn’t say he drank lemonade, you coward.
JustTryingMyBestWPA t1_itr82d5 wrote
Are you suggesting that I drink Dr. Oz's urine?
_MilkTruckJustArrive t1_itr9fcx wrote
Yes
RusticOpposum t1_ituusr4 wrote
It technically sterile per Bear Grylls.
FuzzPunkMutt t1_itq272j wrote
I've been into the Utz party mix lately. It's like just, everything they make in one bag, which saves me the trouble of having to actually choose something.
TeslaPittsburgh t1_itq235b wrote
#Sheetzrun
EntertainmentLow2509 t1_itqafde wrote
If I’m watching, I imagine I’ll be snacking on brimstone since I will be apparently deceased and gone to my final resting place down below where my eyes have been wired open Clockwork Orange style where this debate is the only channel
saltedkumihimo t1_itpw23y wrote
Primanti’s sammich
Ok_Plane6153 t1_itq055w wrote
my fingernails
ollieoxblood t1_itqj1s4 wrote
Some raw asparagus and salsa.
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C_ditty t1_its4foa wrote
Whole bottle of Raspberry ketones.
CharleyPDXcellent t1_its7co0 wrote
Ice cream and wine
No-Woodpecker-529 OP t1_itsd2ch wrote
What flavor ice cream?
CharleyPDXcellent t1_itsf8wm wrote
I am lactose sensitive, so I rock the dairy free Ben and Jerry's, "Milk" and cookies... It's phenomenal.
No-Woodpecker-529 OP t1_itsg7qq wrote
I like so delicious. It is dairy free too
ChazMurph t1_itsg5d5 wrote
I'll be too busy vomiting...
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RusticOpposum t1_ituuwrv wrote
I have a boatload of lady locks left over in the basement fridge from my sister’s wedding. I’ll crush those and wash them dahn with some Turner’s.
Ninja_420_69 t1_itpws7v wrote
Probably a Jersey Mike Sub and takeout from whatever restaurant Sousa hasn't abandoned yet.
mizmoose t1_itprypu wrote
The only answer is a veggie tray.