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mizmoose t1_itprypu wrote

The only answer is a veggie tray.

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Ninja_420_69 t1_itpws7v wrote

Probably a Jersey Mike Sub and takeout from whatever restaurant Sousa hasn't abandoned yet.

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PM_ME_YOUR_STARSHIPS t1_itpwyeu wrote

I dunno about yinz, but I'm taking a shot of colloidal silver every time Dr. Oz says something sensible. Likewise I'm going to take a bite out of a Primanti's for every time Fetterman talks about how he's tough on crime by not agreeing to parole dangerous criminals.

I'm going to be the life of the party, tonight!

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[deleted] t1_itpyzrs wrote

I’m a millennial, so of course I’ll be eating ass.

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pburgh2517 t1_itq1nen wrote

Not even watching…nothing can be said to make me vote for Oz so that frees up my evening.

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FuzzPunkMutt t1_itq272j wrote

I've been into the Utz party mix lately. It's like just, everything they make in one bag, which saves me the trouble of having to actually choose something.

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JustTryingMyBestWPA t1_itq72uy wrote

Dr. Oz said that he drank his own urine in medical school. So, maybe in "honor" of that story, I will drink some lemonade.

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EntertainmentLow2509 t1_itqafde wrote

If I’m watching, I imagine I’ll be snacking on brimstone since I will be apparently deceased and gone to my final resting place down below where my eyes have been wired open Clockwork Orange style where this debate is the only channel

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C_ditty t1_its4foa wrote

Whole bottle of Raspberry ketones.

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ChazMurph t1_itsg5d5 wrote

I'll be too busy vomiting...

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RusticOpposum t1_ituuwrv wrote

I have a boatload of lady locks left over in the basement fridge from my sister’s wedding. I’ll crush those and wash them dahn with some Turner’s.

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