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Ham_Ahoy t1_j2bua8t wrote

Google is actually responsible for most of the smells. They have been planting what are known as "stupid tech nerd stink stations" all over town, spouting bad ideas, smells, and general uselessness all over the city. It's a real problem. They don't contribute to society in ay meaningful way, and now they're using the equivalent of the 1980s toy "stink'ums." Rumor has it they were upset that there wasn't literal human shit all over the streets like in San Francisco, so they're trying to recreate a comfortable environment for themselves. It's also why there is a rise in homelessness. Without people suffering all around them, Google just can't operate with efficiency. Human suffering is joy to the average tech worker.

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ktxhopem3276 t1_j2c8l8x wrote

Google offices are in Mountain View which is a wealthy and clean suburb of San Fransisco. California has a lot of homeless people because they don’t have cold winters or hot summers.

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Ham_Ahoy t1_j2d279q wrote

Google has been (purportedly) smearing human feces onthe sidewalks of cities and towns all across the USA daily since they removed "don't be evil" from the mission statement.

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ktxhopem3276 t1_j2d3sjp wrote

You need medical help or a job writing for South Park but I’m not sure which

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