Great to hear nothing major is wrong. Now please subscribe to r/HydroHomies.

I'm glad you finally learned the benefit of staying hydrated.

Oh man nice work here- the edge lord has finally arrived. Not sure anyone else could have come up with such an edgy, witty response. Again, nice work- really showed us who the true edge lord is.

Hahaha. And which part of my comment was edgy? Or witty? You really let me have it, goof ball.

Nothing but edge lord responses from this guy- you’re killing me!

Glad to hear you're ok!

I'm still waiting for you to answer my question. Thank you :)

No, thank you sir. These responses - only a true master of the edge could come up with these. You must have been doing this for years, I can tell. Truly, nice work.

Homies be buying those giant Stanley mugs and then not drinking from them

And thank you for proving my point. Have a nice day.

Your point was proven long ago, no need to thank me.

He need some milk!

You deserve it. Have a thank you and a nice pat on the back.

You do the same- I’m sure everyone here appreciates your witty responses as much as I do.

I will, thank you for offering. I bet they do!

Keep on doing what you do, very funny - very cool 👍🏼

I guess I do appreciate being reminded that I should utilize the downvote button every now and then…so, thanks?

I'm sad for you that you read this entire exchange.

Nahhh you're the cool one.

Hey I appreciate you thinking that, I have got the approval of the edgelord. Or edgemaster, really.

My son passed out, and face planted. Broke his nose and needed several stitches. They guessed he must have been dehydrated, HE HAD A STROKE.

He just doesn’t stop! Over here waiting for the next person so you can reply with edge, I applaud you 👏🏼

Glad you’re ok!

This is horrifying! I hope he is ok now. The doctors seemed to give me a full checkup, and I had no signs of stroke (like slurring speech, trouble lifting an arm or walking etc) so I’m hoping I’m still good haha

Or alternatively, just drink some water but don’t turn it in to your identity.

Dehydration is no joke. Couple of weeks ago, I woke up feeling dizzy and generally not well. Went back to bed and woke up still not feeling great. Finally realized that I hadn’t drank water in a couple days. A friend mentioned that her hot yoga teacher said we feel less thirsty in the winter and have to force ourselves to drink - made total sense. A good trick to keep track of how much you’re drinking is to use a water bottle and decide how many you want to drink per day. Put that number of rubber bands around the neck and remove one each time you finish a bottle. You won’t have to worry about forgetting how many bottles you’ve drank.

Giant Nalgenes are just for putting stickers on, apparently

This is like what I do. I have to watch due to some surgeries I’ve had. I have a big ass bottle that holds the minimum I need to drink in a day which helps me make sure I get enough. For workouts, I grab a bottle of water to drink during the workout so that it is an extra infusion of water.

How old was was he?

My identity is 70% water /s

Maybe follow up with your GP, get a scan just to be sure?

I have an appointment set :) thank you

I’m like 90% positive this is two bots ragging on each other

Glad you’re okay! Glad to hear people helped! Hope you find some ways to alleviate the stressors !

Start drinking coconut water on the regular

Their usernames are suspiciously similar.

Wanna come over for some Water 💧 and ?

Ya you never feel thirsty in Pittsburgh. Can certainly believe it.

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