Submitted by montani t3_10mjc4l in pittsburgh
ShivsButtBot t1_j64pf7t wrote
Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani
Omg you watch too much tv
Net_Link_Runner t1_j655t5h wrote
You should know a little something about prison since you shove shivs up your butt... Or is that just a hobby?
ShivsButtBot t1_j656rew wrote
Well actually I have been to jail because I am in recovery from substance abuse. I haven’t used in ten years. 🙏🏼 I have spent years in Allegheny county jail and I can inform you that tear drop tattoos mean nothing and many people just tattoo their face because it’s aesthetically pleasing to them. If you have any questions about the county jail I would love to answer them for you!
Also ‘Shiv’ is a character on a television show called Succession. She has a huge ass. ‘Bot’ is short for the word robot. I am surprised that someone who watches so much TV is unfamiliar with one that wins Emmys consistently. I would check it out!
Net_Link_Runner t1_j657iqa wrote
I've been to ACJ for one night, worst night of my life. I'll pass on the knowledge from someone who is most likely a felon, thanks. Don't think you have much to say I'm interested in there ol knifebutt...
ShivsButtBot t1_j6585fw wrote
I am a felon! We know a thing or two about prison tattoos! 💝
Sorry about your stay in the drunk tank. Even 24 hours in the county is truly traumatic and ACJ is truly guilt of crimes against humanity. I know people who have died awaiting a bail hearing. I also knew a woman who was cuffed so tightly she lost her arm from the elbow down after only spending 12 hours in holding. I’m glad you made it okay!
ZucchiniZak t1_j65clqs wrote
I want to give you award so badly but im poor so take this comment of positivity ❤️
ShivsButtBot t1_j65gs0y wrote
Awe thanks! That guy is just a sour pissy pants. My my.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j65cv7u wrote
We know you are. We know...
Undrallio t1_j66e1w7 wrote
Lmao, the ol rubber and glue routine. Classic schoolyard culture.
NovelAuntieGin t1_j66w0yv wrote
Familiar tone... wait! You should order pizza and do a TikTok! It'll be awesome!!
Net_Link_Runner t1_j670ssk wrote
I don't even know what the fuck this means nor do I use "TikTok." I'm a grown ass man. Fuck out of here with that kid shit.
ShivsButtBot t1_j68kv9h wrote
You’re certainly not acting like it Sir. You’re very emotional and defensive. Hysterical even. You may be old but you certainly are acting like a teenage girl.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j68xs74 wrote
Oh no! A felon doesn't like the way I'm acting. Damn! Little low on the totem pole to be telling anyone how they are acting is inappropriate there, your high-ness.
ShivsButtBot t1_j6992dr wrote
When a felon is acting with more grace than you can muster it’s a real problem. I would consider checking your estrogen levels with a doctor! I have a feeling they may be too high which is leading to the teenage girl behavior.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j69dgte wrote
Haha whatever you say Joplin. I'll go to a doctor, you check in with your probation officer. Everything will be right in the world.
ShivsButtBot t1_j69fu1w wrote
Will do! 💝 Be blessed pretty girl.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j69i83e wrote
That's a good one! I ll have to remember that when I'm voting and carrying my legal weapon! Well you tell everyone at NA I said hey and try not to rob anyone on your way, junkie!
ShivsButtBot t1_j69kiaf wrote
It’s so funny you mention that because I have a legal concealed carry too! You can petition the governor and your local sheriff to obtain a conceal carry license despite a felony. I’ll also be carrying it to the voting booth because the state of Pennsylvania allows felons to vote. Right now I have a Taurus that I keep with me!
I will be sure not to rob anyone. That’s no worries honey bunny pretty sweet thing. Catch ya outside, little lovey.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j69mnzh wrote
That's a shame, I'm going to have to vote against that. You should certainly have no access to weapons. Or children, or be anywhere near a school. Oh well, at least the stigma of being a felon will follow you the rest of your life. Enjoy!
ShivsButtBot t1_j69n5zh wrote
I actually work for the government now! I work for the department of health tackling the opioid epidemic! So they let me in high schools and colleges. They even paid for my to get my bachelors degree!
But you vote how you see fit, gorgeous. It’s a wonderful right and luckily for you they allow women to vote now! I feel so blessed for that.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j69reqw wrote
Great. Sounds like your basic white girl privledge has gotten you waaaaay more than you deserve. You really cashed that chip in. Daddy has a comfy job in the govt?
ShivsButtBot t1_j69ucsa wrote
I literally love you so much. This was fun but I’m bored. Stay mad. ✌🏼
Net_Link_Runner t1_j69wtun wrote
Ahh there it is! No normal person would get the type of break you got. Whiiiiiite privledge and daddy's money. You deserve nothing, everything you got was given to you. Figures.
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ShivsButtBot t1_j69ueii wrote
I literally love you so much. This was fun but I’m bored. Stay mad. ✌🏼My spicy tamale!
Avocado_Amnesia t1_j66o6yz wrote
Oh, I get it now. You're 12 years old. Carrry on.
Net_Link_Runner t1_j66pbxh wrote
I know you are but what am I?
stonks66666669 t1_j671j6d wrote
Oooooh. Got em
Net_Link_Runner t1_j6767it wrote
It twas a sick burn.
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