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Ok_Elephant2777 t1_j5n4aol wrote

Possibly rabbit poop. Depends on the size. Deer scat is bigger. Herbivore poop generally doesn’t smell that bad. Carnivore poop, on the other hand, ugh!

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KMONT19 t1_j5n87kk wrote

I saw this and hoped the same thing

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motociclista t1_j5nhtyp wrote

This reminds me of two stories. Once I was called out to give an estimate to some folks to fence in their yard. It was squirrel hill, I believe. They had just jumped on the urban chicken bandwagon and wanted a 6’ high fence to keep the deer from eating their chickens. Once while working in a car dealership a young guy came and told me there was a hummingbird trapped in the showroom. He took me to where it landed and was still perched. It was a dragonfly.

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your_mail_man t1_j5nyms9 wrote

I'll date myself here but this sounds just like the old Cheech and Chong skit.

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mikeyHustle t1_j5o449q wrote

You would think once it "looks like soil inside," it would clue them in.

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dog_n_butterfly t1_j5o4ioz wrote

Reminds me of my Uncle's old joke about "smart pills":

"These taste like shit"

"Now you're getting smart!"

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PGHNeil t1_j5oc6qy wrote

Oh jeez. Put the deer poop down and go wash your hands.

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leadfoot9 t1_j5oiinf wrote

It probably is. We are in an era of people purposefully saying stupid things online because it generates outrage/disgust/whatever and all of the people correcting them (and all of the bona fide idiots unironically defending the bait) generates engagement for the algorithms.

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Kratsas t1_j5omuj5 wrote

This reminds me of a very outdated joke about an Indian chief who takes a squab out into the woods. They come across a pile of poop in the trail and the squab asks what it is. The chief says he must use all his senses in the woods.

Chief: Use your eyes

Squab: It looks like shit

Chief: Use your nose

Squab: it smells like shit

Chief: how does it feel?

Squab, hesitantly: it feels like shit

Chief: Taste it

Squab: Taste it??

Chief: Taste!

Squab: (puts some in his mouth) It tastes like shit

Chief: oh, it’s shit, don’t step in it.

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Grouchy-Estimate-756 t1_j5otr6m wrote

Oh yah, them's deerberries! Memaw used to make a nice little tea with those.

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jdtomchick t1_j5owoh2 wrote

Smart pills as my grandfather called them

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alwaysboopthesnoot t1_j5p3yrw wrote

Replying to EvetsYenoham (#1,466,157)

They will eat Turkey polts and smaller chicks. Yes. Grown ones/adults? No. They’d be more likely to stamp or kick them to death. But a cow or deer will attack/bite and kill a young kitten, or puppy. Eat them, afterwards? No, probably not.

I have seen them eat carrion, things like dead rabbits, crows, and squirrels. They’re opportunistic feeders for those things. They don’t hunt them to eat them like predators will—but will enthusiastically eat another animal’s leftovers.

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TheApprentice19 t1_j5p63jp wrote

That’s deer or rabbit poop, Bob. It’s a great snack for your dog, especially if it’s fresh!

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cjc323 t1_j5pbxqd wrote

My dog loves these, mysterious things that look exactly like deer poop.

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Xthispinup54X t1_j5ppc68 wrote

Ah ... Me loves the people who TRY to be funny ☺️

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Dry-Star-7875 t1_j5v1vdv wrote

Looks like deer poop , smells like deer poop , tastes like deer poop... good thing I didn't step in it .

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