Submitted by huh_phd t3_11s6so9 in providence
Where's the best place to get stabbed in Providence?
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MarlKarx-1818 t1_jccjghj wrote
According to his alarmist ass, literally ANYWHERE in Providence you will get stabbed, skinned and lit on fire at any time
Good-Expression-4433 t1_jccln2w wrote
I went outside my house today to go to an appointment and within 5 minutes there were three stabbings and had to hide from a drive by with an old timey gatling gun. The mean streets of Providence are getting hardcore.
Man_of_Aluminum t1_jcgkktl wrote
I saw a couple of hooligans holding up an old lady with a a thermonuclear warhead last week in broad daylight. This city has gone to hell.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_jcc9cla wrote
If I'm going to get stabbed by a bunch of Italian dudes, I'm going to do it properly and just go to Johnston.
huh_phd OP t1_jcc9slk wrote
This is the way
bbristow6 t1_jce22v0 wrote
This is the way
GotenRocko t1_jcd4wc2 wrote
Hey, that's offensive, Romans were not Italian.
moreobviousthings t1_jccl63o wrote
What restaurant has the best Ceaser salad?
dexbasedpaladin t1_jcdglax wrote
My buddy put it best:
"Trinity Square is great. You can get any thing there. You can get a fifth, you can get a haircut, you can get stabbed, you can get Dunkin. Anything!"
huh_phd OP t1_jcdiop3 wrote
One stop shopping!
Previous_Floor t1_jce058b wrote
>My buddy put it best:
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>"Trinity Square is great. You can get any thing there. You can get a fifth, you can get a haircut, you can get stabbed, you can get Dunkin. Anything!"
And behind the McDonald's you can get a male prostitute that looks like Louis C.K.
[deleted] t1_jccstl6 wrote
Statistically, I believe Rock & Rye is your best bet.
huh_phd OP t1_jccx91z wrote
Tybby
Evdoggydog15 t1_jcd7gri wrote
The mcdonald's on Broad
sqweezyboi t1_jcdppab wrote
Dude, the Colosseum. It's so fitting!
Arguswest t1_jcdeo82 wrote
The bus stop in front of the salvation army on Broad.
gdfzwzky t1_jcealmz wrote
Do the busses still say "man getting stabbed" when they drive by a dude getting stabbed in Kennedy plaza?
bdpsych t1_jcdffno wrote
Rock and rye definitely
eightbitbrain t1_jcf0xkq wrote
The Stabatorium down in the Stabbing District
BenedoneCrumblepork t1_jcfnchj wrote
This sums up the whole thread 👆🏻
OctoberRust13 t1_jcf6pao wrote
one of the beaches. mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo
huh_phd OP t1_jcfdy37 wrote
I like this
Orangefan71 t1_jce0a2b wrote
- Kennedy Plaza
- Broad St. between Crossroads and McD's
- Bike path in Olneyville
Wide_Television_7074 t1_jce4nx5 wrote
$3 bar?
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Jtownusa t1_jccev34 wrote
This is basically "what's the worst neighborhood?" Hmm I'll go with Manton.
JohnProvidence t1_jccanxf wrote
You should ask @previous_floor. He knows all the good stabbing spots.