Shut your mouth and don't bring it up again in front of anyone else.

Do not try talking about it and if someone says anything than just say I was joking and leave it at that.

Jesus man that's rough honestly hard to live that down. They just got a GRAPHIC insight into their daughters kinky life and it is way way too personal.

I would never be able to look them in the eye again. I don't know what to say I just feel terrible for you that's just so awkward and shitty :/

I mean look idk maybe I'm overreacting but ah idk listen to your GF.

Leave the country.

LMAO you called her mommy, then she sent you to your room!!!! I’m dead, that’s actually fucking gold!

Just roll with it man. No shame, no shame.

Trust me, this will not be the most embarrassing sentence you’ll speak during your relationship or life. Don’t worry about it, she’s not. Hell, laugh at it, move on building your relationship.

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The only thing left to do is own it by doubling down and referring to her only as "mommy" in front of them. Bonus points if you ask her for milkies in ear shot of her parents.

Ask Elon for a one way ticket to Mars, it's the only way to save yourself from this embarrassment.

Or just chill out and never mention it again, I dunno, your choice.

Flee to Cuba.

But honestly, man, I think things are just fine. Play it off as a joke, if you must. A bad one. But a joke. You two will be okay.

Bro you do you. If you and she are into it, have at it.

You're the sub here, right? Trust your domme. She told you it's all right. Let it be all right. Your submissive/domme kink is not fucked up, plenty of guys have a subby side. Yeah she told you to go to the room. She probably talked to her family about it. And probably asserted herself to basically leave it alone.

You're gonna have to face it go talk to your girlfriend and ask advice on how best to, since it is her family.