Submitted by TattooPocahontas t3_111w1t8 in rva
It’s just kind of eye catching you know? Also sorry for the shitty blurry photo, it was raining at the time!
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TattooPocahontas OP t1_j8i9us9 wrote
Meet him in person and you will see!
WontArnett t1_j8ihat3 wrote
I see why the ancient greeks made their statues have such small junk, it’s so distracting! 😂
TattooPocahontas OP t1_j8ihh2v wrote
😭😭😭😭
ShadyAdvise t1_j8hguua wrote
You consider that well endowed?
TattooPocahontas OP t1_j8i8ptb wrote
It’s bigger than what I got.
got_that_itis t1_j8jahex wrote
Don't knock those who grow but don't show
Federal-Subject-3541 t1_j8ou14b wrote
What happens when it's No show and No grow?
Huckles123 t1_j8hqs3g wrote
Huge hedge. Plump sack. Decent dong. Probably a nice grower, but not exactly a shower.
Source: I have a huge bush, plumppp sack and decent dong.
TheCheeseDevil t1_j8htp41 wrote
how you doin?
Western_Ladder_3593 t1_j8hxfkj wrote
Jus Hangin
andrewsucks t1_j8hpnsd wrote
What a marvelous bush.
CallMisterPlow t1_j8kecrq wrote
#“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”
jodyhighrola t1_j8ibry7 wrote
The carpet indeed matches the drapes
WoodwickVonRazzle t1_j8h9uvf wrote
Can one request these seats? Asking for a friend
PhoenixAshies t1_j8kq4zn wrote
I have a picture of one of my friends "kissing" the statue's junk. I told him that if he ever goes missing / commits a crime / is otherwise on the news, that's the picture I'm giving the media 😂
upearlyRVA t1_j8hiivv wrote
No, I can't say that I have.
SorryDuplex t1_j8jebaj wrote
Idk about well endowed….he’s a bit furry tho
CallMisterPlow t1_j8kemk3 wrote
Luscious bush there. Beautifully coiffed. Moist. Thick. Nice.
The_Mick_thinks t1_j8leek6 wrote
Greek nude statues actually were sculpted with modest members because it was associated with sophistication as opposed to barbarians. https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises
al_lupo t1_j8ibfc8 wrote
lol he's supposed to have a pisellino
WontArnett t1_j8i0kmc wrote
He’s all balls and pubes.