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princessofbeasts t1_j6ysqmr wrote

I was just texting someone about how atrocious my drive to and from work was today! Multiple tailgaters, speeding, not using signals, arrrgh I really wish I could stop being bothered by it, because I know it’ll never get better, and probably only worse.

What’s a bumper sticker I can make to publicly shame tailgaters? I’ll hand them out to anyone who wants one. I’m thinking “tailgaters smell like poopoo” but I’m open to better ideas. Nothing like a good ole mass public shaming for doodoo heads.

Edit: I’m (mostly) joking about the bumper sticker thing… unless?

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BurkeyTurger t1_j6yv2xi wrote

I've been tempted to get a classic "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair" sticker which is extra funny for me since I'm bald.

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princessofbeasts t1_j6yvsil wrote

Oh man that is gold!! Please do the world a favor and get that bumper sticker, at least you can get a little chuckle the next time those chuckleheads ride your ass.

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jewelsandjuuls t1_j6yv9fo wrote

The pull my hair thing that the other person commented is really good but the smells like poopoo is so outlandish and hilarious I’d go with that one.

Edit: and SAME to the other part of your comment! All of the things you listed boil my blood but I try to tell myself I can only control what I can. I do find myself hoping that whoever is in the car acting like an ass has a TERRIBLE day and hits a pothole and stubs their toe.

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manintheyellowhat t1_j6z2yqv wrote

If you’re being tailgated at highway speeds, just give your windshield a long, luxurious clean with the sprayers.

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Diet_Coke t1_j6z6yib wrote

This is my favorite. It's a not extremely subtle subtle "back off", kinda disrespectful, but less dangerous than brake checking.

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