Going on for a month or two....we've (various co-workers) have noticed this thing in the mornings coming to work. Some mornings it makes an appearance and some mornings no one sees anything.
Appearantly it's an elusive object
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momthom427 t1_jaj4qzh wrote
Hmm..I wonder if it’s related to the bag of dildos I found hanging on a fence in The Fan a couple weeks ago.
pocketdare t1_jaka0ut wrote
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.
fanrva t1_jai0umk wrote
It’s a spooky, mysterious tale as old and ominous as W W Poole. The ghost dildo of 95. It’s more like the mothman though. When you see it, there’s going to be a wreck on 95.
novemberthirtieth t1_jairbos wrote
“Everyone’s driving perfectly normal, and then there’s this fucking dick.”
PimmentoChode t1_jaiuk24 wrote
Richmond, Virginia, it’s not just wings and weaves
ChuckIT82 t1_jahvqsq wrote
that's where i dropped it. must of slipped out.
juwanna-blomie t1_jahxfrp wrote
Maybe you need a bigger toy ;)
cbdudley t1_jajuh6j wrote
Is this close to MILF Island?
BionicChango t1_jaiu94k wrote
This is peak RVA lore
Safe-Radio-3336 t1_jaih9y5 wrote
Is that a road battered dingus?
dreww4546 t1_jajxaqt wrote
Is this where the F Biden guy hangs out? Perhaps you should politely return it to him
Cerebral-Knievel-1 t1_jamlds3 wrote
Fairly close.. yes, perhaps some were attempting a well reasoned response
weirdbri t1_jaj919v wrote
“And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, it passed out of all knowledge.”
[deleted] t1_jai7b60 wrote
More dog-friendly than the chicken wings.
OddWelcome2502 t1_jahw1a7 wrote
What is it?
kclay1989 OP t1_jahwwjn wrote
Tough picture to capture. But it's a decent sized dildo
OddWelcome2502 t1_jahz55p wrote
Oh I see it now!
[deleted] t1_jai36k4 wrote
A good time
kickingpplisfun t1_jaiatpu wrote
Looks like a bad dragon.
scoobiemario t1_jahwz1w wrote
Unit. I guess🤷🏻♂️ I can’t tell myself
RVAPerson804 t1_jaikep2 wrote
Remember, kids: anything is a sex toy. If you're brave enough.
Richmond_Mondo t1_jaj0xfa wrote
Inevitable result of intense tailgating
doodersrage123 t1_jaj4yhd wrote
"it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
PuffyMcScrote t1_jait8k1 wrote
Cocks uh ... Find a way
shawbelt t1_jajasrz wrote
Is that a railroad spike? It’s a little blurry…
Pitiful-Benefit2733 t1_jajsai3 wrote
Can it not be both?
CptRichardHarris t1_jaiq1uc wrote
Looks like it has seen better days.
Aliecatruns t1_jaj8bpn wrote
I wanna know how this happens. I’ve seen one on a highway in Pennsylvania before too lol
wickedwoobie328 t1_jaj8ywb wrote
We ran over one leaving regency last year. Made for a solid laugh.
DeathOrGlory92 t1_jajpppr wrote
Natures healing
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Utretch t1_jahz4v1 wrote
Take one leave one