Going on for a month or two....we've (various co-workers) have noticed this thing in the mornings coming to work. Some mornings it makes an appearance and some mornings no one sees anything.

Appearantly it's an elusive object

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ChuckIT82 t1_jahvqsq wrote on March 1, 2023 at 3:39 PM

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that's where i dropped it. must of slipped out.

OddWelcome2502 t1_jahw1a7 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 3:41 PM

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What is it?

kclay1989 OP t1_jahwwjn wrote on March 1, 2023 at 3:46 PM

#2,138,326

Replying to OddWelcome2502 (#2,138,281)

Tough picture to capture. But it's a decent sized dildo

scoobiemario t1_jahwz1w wrote on March 1, 2023 at 3:47 PM

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Replying to OddWelcome2502 (#2,138,281)

Unit. I guess🤷🏻‍♂️ I can’t tell myself

juwanna-blomie t1_jahxfrp wrote on March 1, 2023 at 3:50 PM

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Replying to ChuckIT82 (#2,138,266)

Maybe you need a bigger toy ;)

Utretch t1_jahz4v1 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:01 PM

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Take one leave one

OddWelcome2502 t1_jahz55p wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:01 PM

#2,138,420

Replying to kclay1989 (#2,138,326)

Oh I see it now!

fanrva t1_jai0umk wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:12 PM

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It’s a spooky, mysterious tale as old and ominous as W W Poole. The ghost dildo of 95. It’s more like the mothman though. When you see it, there’s going to be a wreck on 95.

[deleted] t1_jai36k4 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:27 PM

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Replying to OddWelcome2502 (#2,138,281)

A good time

[deleted] t1_jai7b60 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:53 PM

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More dog-friendly than the chicken wings.

kickingpplisfun t1_jaiatpu wrote on March 1, 2023 at 5:16 PM

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Replying to OddWelcome2502 (#2,138,281)

Looks like a bad dragon.

Safe-Radio-3336 t1_jaih9y5 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 5:56 PM

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Is that a road battered dingus?

RVAPerson804 t1_jaikep2 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 6:16 PM

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Remember, kids: anything is a sex toy. If you're brave enough.

CptRichardHarris t1_jaiq1uc wrote on March 1, 2023 at 6:51 PM

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Looks like it has seen better days.

novemberthirtieth t1_jairbos wrote on March 1, 2023 at 6:59 PM

#2,139,549

“Everyone’s driving perfectly normal, and then there’s this fucking dick.”

PuffyMcScrote t1_jait8k1 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 7:11 PM

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Cocks uh ... Find a way

BionicChango t1_jaiu94k wrote on March 1, 2023 at 7:18 PM

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This is peak RVA lore

PimmentoChode t1_jaiuk24 wrote on March 1, 2023 at 7:20 PM

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Richmond, Virginia, it’s not just wings and weaves

Richmond_Mondo t1_jaj0xfa wrote on March 1, 2023 at 8:00 PM

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Inevitable result of intense tailgating

momthom427 t1_jaj4qzh wrote on March 1, 2023 at 8:23 PM

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Hmm..I wonder if it’s related to the bag of dildos I found hanging on a fence in The Fan a couple weeks ago.

doodersrage123 t1_jaj4yhd wrote on March 1, 2023 at 8:25 PM

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"it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

Aliecatruns t1_jaj8bpn wrote on March 1, 2023 at 8:45 PM

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I wanna know how this happens. I’ve seen one on a highway in Pennsylvania before too lol

wickedwoobie328 t1_jaj8ywb wrote on March 1, 2023 at 8:49 PM

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We ran over one leaving regency last year. Made for a solid laugh.

weirdbri t1_jaj919v wrote on March 1, 2023 at 8:50 PM

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“And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, it passed out of all knowledge.”