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Soft-Standard-8362 t1_jdoyaq4 wrote

If you pick up the phone, the vampire in Hollywood Cemetery answers and sings you a Grateful Dead toon.

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SqueezeMyCharmin t1_jdp0duo wrote

The Hollywood Vampire will convey the directions to milf island.

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Soft-Standard-8362 t1_jdp0iil wrote

That’s just bell isle

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bomdiagata t1_jdqjtyt wrote

I thought we agreed it's the little park across from Kuba Kuba? Did I miss a meeting?

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Soft-Standard-8362 t1_jdqjz0t wrote

You missed the meeting obviously! It was about the destruction of the entirety of Scott’s Addition

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kevomodelo t1_jdp9b2y wrote

Isn’t it a werewolf?

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Anianna t1_jdpcrwf wrote

The recreation center at Highland Springs allegedly has a werewolf.

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rvathrwaway t1_jdpg5m1 wrote

Perfect to make trunk calls ! (more of a British-ism)

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serarrist t1_jdq9jlp wrote

“Yes, Hello? This is Tree”

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Least-Theory-781 t1_jdp3v43 wrote

There's a dad joke here somewhere but I can't seem to get a hold of it...

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userlyfe t1_jdr3935 wrote

I’m picturing kids being like “mom, dad, what’s that?”

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Irish945 t1_jdpa86q wrote

“What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines?

~Halo!"

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MyloShift OP t1_je80oq2 wrote

Please LEAF a message after the beep.

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