Went to the Bowtie yesterday. The guy standing in front of me in the concessions line had bought a ticket just so he could use the restroom--citing the long port-o-potty lines. He offered me the ticket he bought.

When I came out a couple of hours later, they were a bunch of people who were buying tickets at the kiosk. They were all doing their own version of the pee pee dance. I overheard one of them laughingly saying into a cell phone "Yeah, we're up here buying tickets! There ain't nowhere else for us to pee!"

I got on my bike and headed down that side street that Aldi's faces. I saw people peeing behind some dumpsters. There was a river of pee streaming out from underneath it. It was crazy and nasty.