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cleverocks t1_iu3xy2a wrote

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.

"What are you supposed to be then?" the host asks.” "I'm a turtle."

"How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" "Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle"

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Linusami t1_iu46qpp wrote

A woman goes to a costume party naked, except for black gloves and black slippers, Same question, "What are you supposed to be then?" the host asks.

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The 5 of spades...

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