I believe it’s a smallest penis contest.

Sounds about right.

I bike that road at times and have almost been hit by these idiots

Like 3-4 nights now. I hear it at Huguenot /Cherokee area very loudly

Nothing like laying in bed and hearing like 10 GXSRS at 12 k on the tachometer at 2:38 am when you think you woke up to pee but it was really motorcycle crew racing home after they shut her down on a Friday Night

Lots of sirens and helicopters now.

This is the correct answer.

Last time I pet sat near there I heard a ton of small penis parades taking place on Semmes.

We just saw a parade of 10 cop cars following a red pickup truck. They were all driving like 15 mph it was the slowest police chase ever.

They have been racing across the Hugenot Bridge the last couple of nights. It sounds like RIR.

River City drift, silly.

I've always wished I could have Riverside Drive cleared for me to go nuts around those curves.

They’ve added speed humps (not bumps) near Reedy Creek - doesn’t seem to be having the desired impact

The speed humps are really fun to jump on a supermoto.

Yep, just going to say that

Call policia

RVA Grand Prix

south of hull street here we always hear this kinda stuff usually motorcycles or dirt bikes etc.

OJ has entered that chat

Shark tank idea: One of the “your speed “ signs that dispenses cowtrops when it registers a speed 20mph more than posted

With all the exhaust system accessories out there, it doesn't take too much speed for a car to sound loud.

You probably heard a four door Civic with a five foot rear wing going 15 MPH.

They all win.

I live in westlake and can hear them on chippenham/powhite every night.

Cherokee too.

There are few things that provoke such disproportionate anger in me than seeing a little Honda or Toyota rolling down Boulevard louder than a whole herd of motorcycles

Are cowtrops like caltrops but for cows? Also wouldn’t a retractable spike strip be easier, and less impactful on other drivers? We already have retractable bollards and barricades…

Caltrops, unless you were thinking of a large bovine with big metal spikes, in which case I'd love to see one of those deploy.

The speed humps really do impact a bike ride though. Especially the first time I was zipping down a hill and encountered one.

Do you think it’s like a power rangers situation. Put all the tiny penis’ together to form a normal sized one?

If I’m being honest, it was definitely not a grammatical error, it was a cattle slinging trebuchet that also tells you when you’re speeding

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Yeah, I feel like traffic speeds on Cherokee have increased since those were installed. Only having two humps on a 2 mile stretch of road is pointless. They need like 6 more for it to be effective.

Thanks for reminding me, it’s also perched atop a snooty Spaniards castle

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