Those 2 dont really go together. Tell her to wash your clothes.

I’m pretty sure all dry cleaners are organic now, the use of chemical fertilizers and insecticides in the dry cleaning process resulted in a number of customer complaints about funny smells and clothes that were still dirty. They had to go back to using cleaners for cleaning.

But seriously. If your wife is against chemicals, you have to warn her about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. There’s an excellent resource online regarding this ubiquitous and dangerous substance: https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

u are being pranked

It's mostly bullshit: https://www.sierraclub.org/sierra/2019-2-march-april/ask-mr-green/organic-dry-cleaning-really-organic

Left handed smoke shifter hunt as a green scout in '86. Went to like four different campsites asking for that shit before the behindthehand snickering sorted me out.

Perchloroethylene (PERC) is still widely used and still dangerous.

Tell her she would be prettier if she smiled too, women love being told to wash clothes and smile.

That’s fine, if true, but perc is also organic. So is cyanide, a potent poison. The term “organic” is meaningless when applied to drycleaners.

You don’t need to pretend you were making a chemistry joke, you very clearly were mocking the idea that dry cleaning uses chemicals.