On a whim, I ordered the "boneless wings" (so, nuggets, really) from Pizza Hut a few months ago and opted for their hottest sauce. Strangely enough, they were really fucking hot. I wasn't expecting them to be that hot, usually national chains are kind of wimpy so that they don't upset any idiots with something that is too hot (like any fast food place with their spicy, but not really, chicken sandwiches).

So there you go. Pizza Hut had some hot ass wings.