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Nothing2SeeHere4U t1_j2dz30p wrote

MILF Island is a holy icon akin to the garden of Eden, a paradise on Earth where true believers say the most worthy among us can bask in the glory of MILFs unending. Scholars believe its location to be somewhere near Richmond, though whether this conclusion was reached through evidence or sheer power of belief is still unknown

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dreww4546 t1_j2e61hw wrote

I thought the location was proved by the secret hyrogliphs on Belle Isle that only crazy shouting man at the river can see and decipher.

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slazengerx t1_j2f5vb1 wrote

I believe it's part of the same archipelago as Whore Island (as referenced in the documentary film Anchorman). That's the rumor anyway.

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