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Arcangelathanos t1_j6czwxe wrote

Reply to comment by adognamedgoat in Wake up losers, it's Sunday by Stitchmond

Turn it into a fitness thing like Yoga with Cats. "Run with Dogs," -$10 a session. You charge them. Cater it toward women who feel unsafe running alone.

When this becomes a booming business, I only expect 5% of gross profit in royalties.

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adognamedgoat t1_j6d3fa9 wrote

My significant other jokes about starting a fitness program called the Blue Collar Workout. Where people pay him to do construction work under his tutelage. Like CrossFit, except with a purpose.

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ImmobilizedbyCheese t1_j6dpq60 wrote

The last season of Shameless they do just that. Lifting kegs in the back room of the bar.

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DefaultSubsAreTerrib t1_j6d3f0l wrote

For a long time I thought a puppy rental service would do well in places with a lot of pedestrian traffic. Basically the easiest ice-breaker for anyone looking to meet people is to take a puppy for a walk along Cary street.

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Danger-Moose t1_j6d6jhc wrote

That would be especially funny if you made a new friend and a week later they were wondering where your puppy is.

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DefaultSubsAreTerrib t1_j6d8299 wrote

When that happens, they come back to re-rent the same puppy, and you can gouge the price!

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