Submitted by that-fn-guy t3_10nv75g in rva
Waste-Reading7080 t1_j6bd11o wrote
And that folks is why we move out of Richmond. Also it’s my 21st birthday and thinking about getting robbed by someone that is 5’6” is fucking hilarious
SmileyRylieBMX t1_j6bla0n wrote
If someone is pointing a gun at you, do you really care how tall they are?
Arviay t1_j6blikx wrote
It’s their birthday, so it’s funny.
Waste-Reading7080 t1_j6bljb0 wrote
Obviously not I was just joking clearly not a good joke though my apologies sick gaming setup though.
mellamothomasman t1_j6blkym wrote
By we you mean your parents. Clown.
ThatChildNextDoor t1_j6blla3 wrote
What an asshole response.
Waste-Reading7080 t1_j6bly78 wrote
My apologies to everyone in this subreddit. I made a joke that was clearly not funny to the crowd in here. I drank 6 margaritas my first time drinking I’m clearly not the brightest stick in the field
Available-Reward-912 t1_j6bvpxo wrote
Whatever tall dude, but shorty is more likely to be aimed at your vitals.
Arviay t1_j6bllmo wrote
Bye.
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tornadogenesis t1_j6dcbm1 wrote
You are too young to know how naive, arrogant, and foolish you sound.
GingerBawls t1_j6c0isd wrote
You're a dumbass
jacksonwarg t1_j6bs3xo wrote
It honestly is unnerving how dangerous it has gotten. My one friend moved into his new house and found people squatting inside. He called the police but they said "too bad," and the squatters keep eating his cereal and looking at him. I also have ten friends that were robbed and murdered at VMFA- believe it or not- all separate occasions. At the last funeral the grieving family stole my catalytic convertor. I've just about had enough. /s
fractalflatulence t1_j6d8j6t wrote
10 friends murdered at the VMFA huh lol
dalhectar t1_j6cg6nc wrote
And someone attempted to steal your girlfriend at southern railway...crime is crazy out here.
Waste-Reading7080 t1_j6bs7qj wrote
Richmond police are as much as cops as I was playing cops and robbers at age 11
JoeSabo t1_j6cnnoz wrote
Nah, they kill innocent people sometimes.
jacksonwarg t1_j6c02ob wrote
That was satire I was disagreeing with you about this being reason to leave richmond, although it is a shitty situation. But you aren't wrong about the cops.
_R_A_ t1_j6dl37n wrote
Funerals ain't cheap. Gotta grab that sweet sweet cattie money while you can!
Next time paint it pink, everyone knows thieves don't steal things that are pink.
More /s
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