Imagine a room where a few people are kept against their will. Their horrific captors torture them day and night. So much so that they all want out. Thing is, they are forced to ingest a ton of vitamin D supplements.

Oh, the human mind. So cruel yet so inventive; For they cannot act that way, as the big D (that’s what they call the vitamin) prevents them for doing so.

Also we could invent a holiday where everyone is required to eat loads of vitamins. « Vitamin Day »

Put them inside coffins as they act as S repellent: watch the unfortunate souls walk out as a second chance at living a full life arise for them.

True good can be done here. But will they listen no.