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egregiouscodswallop t1_ixjz7ji wrote

"What? Our fishing industry is harming the ocean? Cover the nets in hot sauce to irritate and hurt the bigger animals!"

But for real, is it good sauce? Have you considered dolphins may be used to ocean trash and spicy food by now? Maybe try something spicier!

But then here I am saying, "What? Our net-poison is too weak for dolphins? Make it stronger!"

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Boring_Ad_3065 t1_ixm2f10 wrote

Pretty sure some dolphins use pufferfish poison to get high.

So just like humans have turned caffeine, capsaicin, and burning plants, licking toads… yea… good luck with the siracha…

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