Submitted by CaptainPeachfuzz t3_z33olo in science
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sanjsrik t1_ixjvoxo wrote
The ones in the ocean stand a better chance of winning.
egregiouscodswallop t1_ixjz7ji wrote
"What? Our fishing industry is harming the ocean? Cover the nets in hot sauce to irritate and hurt the bigger animals!"
But for real, is it good sauce? Have you considered dolphins may be used to ocean trash and spicy food by now? Maybe try something spicier!
But then here I am saying, "What? Our net-poison is too weak for dolphins? Make it stronger!"
egregiouscodswallop t1_ixjzf42 wrote
And we're seasoning it for them!
But for real, I think the main concern is catching dolphins which is probably unlawful and comes with a ton of paperwork and maybe even a side of guilt. I figured the hot sauce was to ward them away to avoid an illegal catch.
egregiouscodswallop t1_ixjzl5j wrote
Laughed at today, lauded in the future.
I hope this becomes the common-sense solution to so many animal problems and that people see your comment in the future and exclaim, "See! There were smart ones back then too!"
wigg1es t1_ixk1sgw wrote
There is literally no organization in the world monitoring fish catches. It's all assumptions and lies. Dolphin-safe tuna does not exist.
pimpeachment t1_ixk6eqj wrote
Probably diluted capsaicin.
imlosingsleep t1_ixka2oe wrote
I know that many birds don't experience spiciness. They eat chili peppers and that is generally how pepper plants get spread around rather than pollination. Is it possible that dolphins don't react to spicy food because nothing in the ocean is naturally spicy?
MeatEatersAreStupid t1_ixkdgah wrote
Or you know, instead of dumping tons of hot sauce in the ocean, we could ban all commercial fishing.
crystlerjean t1_ixl2qdz wrote
Fisherman used Hot Sauce!
It's not very effective...
Dolphin used Plunder!
It's super effective!
QuadraKev_ t1_ixl3b4g wrote
Maybe they feel the heat but have grown to not care about it or even enjoy it. Humans willingly eat spicy stuff all the time.
slicedcorn t1_ixlb0nq wrote
NOAA is actually pretty damn serious about the fishery regulations here in the US. All private charters and commercial boats are required to record everything they catch, and even what happened to it after it was caught, released or kept. You’re making the assumptions and lies here.
Boring_Ad_3065 t1_ixm2f10 wrote
Pretty sure some dolphins use pufferfish poison to get high.
So just like humans have turned caffeine, capsaicin, and burning plants, licking toads… yea… good luck with the siracha…
ledgernoob t1_ixmjx4b wrote
>rather than pollination
Pollination is the transfer of pollen to stigma. Pepper plants also undergo pollination. The birds help in seed dispersal, they are not a replacement for pollination.
l4mbch0ps t1_ixmkzhs wrote
So you're suggesting that an honour system is a robust control mechanism?
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savvysearch t1_ixsibkk wrote
The hot sauce just washes away in the ocean.
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