martin87i t1_iwtemst wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:10 AM

Reply to comment by FabulousEmotions in Earth’s oldest evidence of life – Australian fossils dating to about 3.48 billion years ago – could provide hints of what scientists should look for on Mars by marketrent

No I mean, how was the dating back then?

FabulousEmotions t1_iwtf9h6 wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:17 AM

It was the best time to be asexual in the history of Earth!

Channel250 t1_iwtf0qp wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:14 AM

Girls always busy washing their hair...

FabulousEmotions t1_iwtfk16 wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:20 AM

That excuse worked billions of years before hair or Saved by the Bell ever existed

Channel250 t1_iwtgc56 wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:28 AM

Zack "Timed-Out" so hard it was burned into our planets geologic history.

FabulousEmotions t1_iwtgzde wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:35 AM

It created Dustin Diamonds deep in the mantle. They were not discovered for millions of years. Uh, then they got too old, made a weird porn, got in bar fights, and died.