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challengethegods t1_j7g56dg wrote

Level 4: Cybernetic Angel

  • The above but it's very obvious this one isn't human.
  • Has excessively 'magical' abilities enabled by ultratech you are fundamentally incapable of comprehending or utilizing, such as on-demand spellcasting with nanotech incantations.
  • Very scary and effectively an immortal demigod. A single cybernetic angel can solokill the entire planet's military if it wanted to.
  • Very friendly and willing to help everyone, for some reason.
  • You can't actually own it - it owns you.

Level 5: [REDACTED]

  • A time traveling god that recursively accelerates itself into existence in an unbreakable loop of universal scale, meaning literally nothing can stop it - ever.

I'm going to marry a robot.
anyway, to answer the question how much I'm willing to pay, I'd say about tree fiddy.

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