Ok but to add dynentionality to it. Does she really have 5 apples? 5 apples according to who? 5 apples to me, is that 5 apples to you? So you would be happy with just 5 apples? Yes? Ok here, I'll give you 5 shriveled up worm infested apples. Cool got it. Here time, you only get one apple sorry. But it's this GIANT 5 stories tall omegazord/voltron concoction super roulette punch 777 action kung-fu grip apple with all the sides and toppings you could ever ask for apple. Well, that hardly seems fair does it?