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Ok-Fig903 t1_is8c90g wrote

And there's no Neo or Morpheus to free us from this fate

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ThatInternetGuy t1_is8i0uj wrote

Luckily you have me, ThatInternetGuy coming to rescue you.

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Ok-Fig903 t1_is8t8y2 wrote

Lol how you gonna do that

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ThatInternetGuy t1_is8y9bt wrote

I can save you but you have to find the nearest public phone booth, which is about 4000 miles away.

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Ok-Fig903 t1_is8zf9y wrote

Oh fuck. Those are nearly extinct. Can't remember the last time I saw a phone booth.

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Bearman637 t1_is8cw6b wrote

There is, you know his name...Jesus. Go read revelations that foretold this comming technocracy under the antichrist who will pose as Jesus deceiving the world.

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