Sounds dodgy to me … how will you know it actually goes up and returns? And all that will happen is it goes weightless and then comes back down?

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I dont really own anything that would change or gain value from having been to space, so no.

What’s the point of doing it? This sounds a lot like you have more money than sense.

Nope. It’s up there in the same bucket of snake oil as naming a star, or buying a patch of land on the moon, or land in Scotland to become a laird.

No. It'd be utterly pointless.

Unless, of course, it's me that I send.

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>or land in Scotland to become a laird.

If they really want a title of some kind, I’d suggest people simply choose to give themselves the title “Lord of the Universe”. It has exactly the same legitimacy as ”Laird”, is completely free, and people won’t think you are such a big arsehole ;)

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I regret to inform you, I've already appointed myself Lord of the Universe. High Priest if the Universe is still available tho.

It’s alright, it’s a quantum title.

You mean those really high commercial space joy rides that just dump tons of pollution into our environment so a bunch of billionaires can get their jollies? If so, why not? They gotta pay for that fuel somehow and they’ve found their mark…it’s you!

I want to send up part of my ashes with a solar powered radio playing I’ve been everywhere

I regret to inform you that I have appointed myself Exalted Laird of the Universes Known and Unknown and Majordomo of the Grand Intergalactic Orgy. High Priest of the Church of Multidimensional Hedonism is still available tho.

Uh, can I just get in on the orgy?

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