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Ken_from_Barbie t1_je0vmxq wrote

The planets are aligned. Surely there's something rare I need to accomplish tonight.

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cfdeveloper t1_je0xf42 wrote

Hit up a toy store, you are likely to find the perfect lady.

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Ken_from_Barbie t1_je0yhlw wrote

I'm married bro. Check out my Instagram

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cfdeveloper t1_je0zt4r wrote

with a name like "Ken_from_Barbie", I would have expected you to get the joke.

edit: it seems I was the one who didn't get the joke. (I don't tend to click on profiles for research)

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ghostareas t1_je19v1e wrote

Keep in mind, Ken is a blonde toy originally from '61. During those days up till about the mid 90's the stereotype of being blonde meant that he might be a little bit daft. Of course now that we are in the modern era, this would be inappropriate, so lets chalk it up to him being a boomer with no humor.

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XKevinKoangX t1_je1bf72 wrote

I think everybody in this comment section deserves a whoosh except for Ken

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JJMcGee83 t1_je1nqd6 wrote

I've watched enough genre movies to know someone is opening a portal to elder god, the devil, rasputin, or something like that this week.

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Hemightbethemessiah t1_je411o6 wrote

Was fixing an old rusty wheel barrow tonight and every time I reached for an allen key or socket I had the right one on first try. So I thought the stars were aligned for me tonight. But then I realized…

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