big_duo3674 t1_iu3o1c7 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 9:29 AM

Reply to comment by TheJazzButter in NASA spacecraft records epic ‘marsquakes’ as it prepares to die by marketrent

Don't worry, NASA is sending a mission specifically to pick up the probe and bring it to a nice farm where it can play with other probes every day!

Klezmer_Mesmerizer t1_iu3uonm wrote on October 28, 2022 at 10:56 AM

R. . .really? •wipes tears off face•

masterpierround t1_iu4aprf wrote on October 28, 2022 at 1:25 PM

Yeah, it’s going to the probe farm on one of Jupiter’s moons. It’ll love it there, it’ll be much happier playing around with other probes

caronare t1_iu4iobh wrote on October 28, 2022 at 2:24 PM

Hmmm. I unfortunately read that as R. Kelly wipes tears off face.

SEE_RED t1_iu5fcht wrote on October 28, 2022 at 6:02 PM

He didn’t wipes things off…. He. He. Like to apply liquids.

[deleted] t1_iu4sa9p wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:29 PM

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YoungDiscord t1_iu4daoh wrote on October 28, 2022 at 1:45 PM

I'm picturing this entire plan of bringing the world's greatest minds, spending a decade designing gear and training an entire crew to personally fly all the way to mars, then once they get there one of them briefly hops out, repositions the bot, goes back to the shuttle and they all fly back to earth patting themselves on the back

BarnyardCidery t1_iu4kp3h wrote on October 28, 2022 at 2:38 PM

“Sir, Shouldn’t we do something else while we’re here? I mean, literally anything?” “Not the mission Kiff”