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GUMBYtheOG t1_iu2xvw9 wrote

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Hear that bus?! Can’t hit me unexpectedly if I take care of myself

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FeistmasterFlex t1_iu40j1x wrote

Yes, this is actually a little known fact. By universal law bus drivers are obligated to avoid people who take care of themselves. If this law is broken, spacetime will warp to prevent the collision and the driver will be prosecuted accordingly.

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