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patchchili1 t1_itfx3ah wrote

Doesn't mars look like it was stuck by something big north of their Ecuador, perhaps damaging the atmosphere,?

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TinyRodgers t1_itfy1b5 wrote

There's a martian Ecuador? Que?

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spaetzelspiff t1_itglre0 wrote

Scientists have stopped looking for extraterrestrial water and are now looking for signs of llamas and cuy asado.

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Dank_sniggity t1_itgwr89 wrote

Martian enchiladas are the tits.

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Rap3DBac0N t1_ithj2bz wrote

Martians have tits? Please send examples… for uh… science.

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Dank_sniggity t1_ithj6a9 wrote

From what I can totally recall… 3 of them to be precise.

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KriosClorox t1_itibjsl wrote

3 tits? That’s awesome.

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Coupon_Ninja t1_itifnqa wrote

There was a French prostitute in the early 1900s who was blessed with 2 vaginas and 5 or 6 tits.

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SafeHayven t1_itgqa3u wrote

Sí. Ecuador is just the Spanish word for equator, and every planet has one.

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phenomduck t1_ithaoiz wrote

Not when it's captilized as a proper noun it's not.

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TinyRodgers t1_itmpobu wrote

Wow, the real TILs really are in the comments.

Thanks!

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TOkidd t1_itgxwo0 wrote

Si. Hablamos Emarziano allí y tenemos la capital más alta en marzo.

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flipmcf t1_itfzuhv wrote

It’s the lack of a magnetic field that is mostly the reason it lost it’s atmosphere

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jason2354 t1_itgns7g wrote

When a planet’s core goes solid, it dies.

That’s what happened to Mars I think.

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